Daniel Galef
@DanielGalef
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700 pieces published in magazines and anthologies. 70 poems published in first collection. 7 words published in the New Yorker.
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Joined March 2014
There should be a kind where it’s both, or, like, right in the middle. Like a penne vodka sauce color and taste. Name it after somewhere in between Manhattan and New England. Like Long Island.
@thatfrood I went into a place just cause the soup of the day was (Manhattan) clam chowder, and when the waitress explained the Manhattan kind is tomato instead of cream, I'd never been so disappointed!
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Why yes, as a matter of fact I squirreled it all away in a large cigar box buried directly under the southeast trestle of the old Yalobousha River Railway Bridge about five feet deep, but I’m sure no one would ever think to look for it in such a spot…
Do you keep any money “under the mattress” (emergency money not in a bank)
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bookmarking this reply to use it as a reaction when i think someone’s argument is ridiculous
@librarythingtim @culture_coffin Well, that’s a dog barking in a foreign comic, so . . .
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AI 2027 is trending again and the good news is that the AI apocalypse cannot come to pass if the scenario from my new science fiction story "DGSF" happens instead
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Trying a new form of drug called an “inedible.” It is an inert pill of insoluble metal that passes through the body without interacting in any way. It has no psychoactive effects, and also no physical effects, nor even any placebo effects because it makes no claims. It costs $20.
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i've got a ghost but i need two ghosts, time to break out the https://t.co/OUW9nKgPW3
en.wikipedia.org
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Because You Asked about the Line between Phenomenology and Existentialism
“what if I fall?” Oh but my darling, what if you fly? — Martin Heidegger
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@theJayAlto the real telomerase was inside him all along https://t.co/9sb2uOEBjg
my theory on bryan johnson is that while he's spending millions trying to live forever, his most effective 'longevity hack' is having a mission he wakes up excited about.
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@jackwdenton Evidently I am not smarter than an eighth-grader from 1899, because I can say with certainty that an eighth-grader from 1899 would not have hit his online article limit preventing him from taking the quiz
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maybe their issue is more about staffing and leadership
It's so funny when people oppose my Medicare for Rats proposal because "they carry disease"... they carry disease because they don't have Medicare!
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the thing about the chesterton's fence metaphor is it begs the question that the status quo is fine. there's no one around. no urgency. presumably some reasonable, discoverable intent. but sometimes it's a tree toppled into the path and actively crushing some hikers underneath it
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yeah i guess you could say i'm a gamer 😏
i have been playing connections for two hours these are worse than chips
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@Srirachachau "Are you happy?" / "Just a bit" https://t.co/0zRFXMY7vK
Becoming happier as a bit
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@blumenfeld And after that Peter Benchley is going to write a novelization of the movie https://t.co/Q2740sgGoN
A ZELDA MOVIE? What's next, a movie about the Nintendo game "Jaws?"
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@__apf__ this is one of the first and most famous examples of graphic data visualization, minard's 1869 diagram showing the attrition of napoleon's army in russia
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i have been playing connections for two hours these are worse than chips
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perfectly sun-faded like a signed headshot of john cazale on the wall of a new jersey pizza joint
urgicare has the patron saint of malpractice hanging on the wall
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Thank you very much to @jalmereyda for publishing this weird little story last week! Read the full thing online in Hobart Pulp (content warnings: fascism, oral sex, spontaneous human combustion)
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