Dan Riffle
@DanRiffle
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Past: Prosecutor, Policy Guy. Current: @OneHitters utility man, dad (x2).
Trinidad, DC
Joined May 2011
This is Larry Flynt all over again, except with a much more sympathetic defendant. God bless America.
SAVAGE: Shawn Grooms claimed Afroman's songs were part of the reason his wife left him Then the defense called their only witness to the stand to contradict his statement… His ex-wife She had to place a restraining order on him after their divorce. 🫠
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Fish don’t notice water because it’s normal. I’m all for taking a moment to appreciate progress, but it is the norm throughout our existence. Whether a person is materially rich or poor depends on what they have relative to their neighbors and peers, not Romans and cavemen.
@esterdiol @brazen__head My ancestors buried half their children. All mine are alive. My ancestors' house had a dirt floor. Mine is wood. I have indoor plumbing, I have hot water, I have never in my life hauled a full bucket half a mile and I probably never will. Do you know how rare it is, in human
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Что он делает?!
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My hottest take: it’s usually easier and faster to just wash the dishes by hand.
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A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It's where the greatest baseball player of all time uses public transportation
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It's where the future Emperor uses public transportation.
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Nikola Jokic after you play 23.9 seconds of perfect defense
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Other than the glaring omission of Randy Travis, great list.
Top 50 country singers 1.)Merle Haggard 2.)Waylon Jennings 3.)John Prine 4.)Kris Kristofferson 5.)George Jones 6.) Keith Whitley 7.) Johnny Cash 8.) Glen Campbell 9.) Sturgill Simpson 10.) Hank sr 11.)Evan Felker/Turnpike 12.) Hank jr 13.) Dolly 14.) Conway Twitty 15.)Loretta
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One of the coolest visualizations I've ever seen-- the evolution of the MLB strike zone from 2007 to 2025. The zone has changed dramatically-- going from vibes to nearly matching the rulebook definition perfectly. They're remarkably good. https://t.co/TKy6Vcteyp
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Still the best country musician there is, even if country music won’t have him.
Good morning. 9 years ago today, a Nashville outsider performed at the Grammys and 99.999% of the people watching asked themselves, “Who the fuck is Sturgill Simpson?”.🐐🔥🔥🔥
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Proud to be a Buckeye!
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in 2001 after the attempted "shoe bomber" Richard Reid failed to ignite his explosives on plane and was subdued by other passengers there were still three hours left on the flight to Miami and they screened Legally Blonde
Something that is 100% real but would sound fake if you told a Zoomer is that in the 1990s, for long plane rides, the flight attendants would hold up two VHS tapes at the front of the plane and people had to clap the loudest for whichever one the whole plane was going to watch
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Exactly 175 years ago Leo Tolstoy wrote the greatest diary entry of all time
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The father of seven has not finished a thought in four years. he is just moving. feeding. driving. wiping. his brain is soup and his back is finished and he has no opinions about civilization he is too tired for opinions. and meanwhile civilization is growing out of him like he
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This Isaiah Thomas interview never fails to make me laugh lmao 😂
what is the funniest thing a PRO athlete has ever done ?
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I don’t understand how you can watch preadolescents beating each other up and be entertained and not horrified.
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“…which would place him high in the runnin’ for worst QB worldwide.”
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Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia explains the U.S. Constitution. 🇺🇸 🦅 ⚖️
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James Dolan is a billionaire.
Mike Breen reveals that Coach Mike Brown and a number of the Knicks donated a significant portion of their NBA cup money to staff not eligible for bonuses. “The highest paid players, the top guys, gave a significant chunk of their winnings to staff members who didn’t get bonus
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First time hearing Mendoza’s voice. No way that dude survives in the NFL.
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