Dan Jones
@DanJones3142
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24 • 🏳️🌈 he/him • sertraline marxist • Crawley Town and darts tolerator • entirely at odds with the values of the Carphone Warehouse •
Leeds
Joined February 2017
@_Peebs69 @Bortvanhoutenn @AirbenderSecond @chai_ste @brokenbottleboy Under communism there will only be beef and mustard crisps
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Hugo Bueno I've only just discovered your existence but I think you might be the most handsome footballer in the Premier League
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London is Falling | The Liz Truss Show | Episode 1 Welcome to the counter-revolution! With special guests @GoodwinMJ | @PeterMcCormack | @ThatAlexWoman
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Argentina vs Austria is a fun little derby for all the Hitlers out there
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Putting it out there that nobody should be allowed to win a World Cup from "Group L"
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The money was so good back then you could have 4 families
‘Frosty the Snowman’ voice actor Jackie Vernon exposed by son for having 3 secret families https://t.co/mchweony8m
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It's so cool that there's never any suggestion of the government using its enormous majority to a achieve meaningful improvements to anyone's lives. The core of political debate is simply "okay, now how do we trick these idiots into voting for us again next time?"
"If I could be a kind of Machiavellian adviser to Keir Starmer, whispering in his ear, I'd say restart the culture war" The Telegraph's Poppy Coburn gives her advice to Keir Starmer on how to "not lose as badly" at the next general election. #Newsnight
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Me opening up twitter dot com and forgetting that "cricket" has been happening
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Bury me with my 5 (five) non league branded reusable plastics
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The guitarist from System of a Down is singing about being cancelled? Yes sir Wasn’t their last album released in 2005? Uh, yes, thats correct So, what, he’s cancelling his irrelevance? We believe he’s trying to
I’m sick of the left and I’m sick of the right!!! 🖕😎🖕 Cancel me, I don’t give a fuck… Watch the full visualizer for “Your Lives Burn” at: https://t.co/frjeLaXwsw
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I read a story years back where an aspiring Paralympian had her sporting achievements used as a reason to remove her higher-rate mobility component - so she lost her car, which crushed her Paralympic dreams because she had no accessible alternative transport to get to training
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‘His sporting career has never been hidden, he says, as he has featured for the England disabled team in the past.’ Disabled people are allowed to live. The state is supposed to support all, not punishing a father for not simply wallowing at home. What a disgraceful verdict.
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Hello @NintendoEurope @Nintendo @NintendoAmerica @Pokemon this video confuses me as a consumer and makes me think less of Pokémon and Nintendo as a brand. I will never be purchasing any Nintendo related merchandise or watching any Pokemon related media because of this video.
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trump is starting a war with venezuela over a drug cartel that doesn't exist to install a right wing puppet president who will sell the largest known oil reserves on earth to exxon mobil and we all need to take it more seriously
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however bad you’re imagining this essay to be, it’s sooo much worse. cannot believe a college student wrong this. 0/25 seems somehow generous lmao
For a psychology course at the University Oklahoma, Samantha Fulnecky was asked to write a 650-word essay reacting to an article about how people are perceived based on societal expectations of gender. In her essay, Fulnecky argued that traditional gender roles should not be
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