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@DanJones3142
Dan Jones
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@_Peebs69 @Bortvanhoutenn @AirbenderSecond @chai_ste @brokenbottleboy Under communism there will only be beef and mustard crisps
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Dan Jones
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Hugo Bueno I've only just discovered your existence but I think you might be the most handsome footballer in the Premier League
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@DanJones3142
Dan Jones
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@liz_churchill10
Liz Churchill
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The uprising isn’t going to stop… “We have been let down by the UK Government…welcome to Great Britain where the working man sacrifices…yet the only thing growing are the Hotels filled with Migrants…with all bills covered…”
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@PhilWhomfield
Phil Whomfield
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@trussliz
Liz Truss
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London is Falling | The Liz Truss Show | Episode 1 Welcome to the counter-revolution! With special guests @GoodwinMJ | @PeterMcCormack | @ThatAlexWoman
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@JackBaker1311
ladies night adonis
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extreme Jonathan Pearce moment
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@visualsatire
Football Manager Hair on Politicians
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Dan Jones
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Argentina vs Austria is a fun little derby for all the Hitlers out there
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Dan Jones
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Putting it out there that nobody should be allowed to win a World Cup from "Group L"
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@65yOld_man
Alex
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The money was so good back then you could have 4 families
@nypost
New York Post
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‘Frosty the Snowman’ voice actor Jackie Vernon exposed by son for having 3 secret families https://t.co/mchweony8m
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@RopesToInfinity
RopesToInfinity
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It's so cool that there's never any suggestion of the government using its enormous majority to a achieve meaningful improvements to anyone's lives. The core of political debate is simply "okay, now how do we trick these idiots into voting for us again next time?"
@BBCNewsnight
BBC Newsnight
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"If I could be a kind of Machiavellian adviser to Keir Starmer, whispering in his ear, I'd say restart the culture war" The Telegraph's Poppy Coburn gives her advice to Keir Starmer on how to "not lose as badly" at the next general election. #Newsnight
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@DanJones3142
Dan Jones
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Me opening up twitter dot com and forgetting that "cricket" has been happening
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Dan Jones
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Bury me with my 5 (five) non league branded reusable plastics
@DanJones3142
Dan Jones
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4 non league branded reusable plastics, Jeremy? That's insane
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@girldrawsghosts
Miss Gender
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The guitarist from System of a Down is singing about being cancelled? Yes sir Wasn’t their last album released in 2005? Uh, yes, thats correct So, what, he’s cancelling his irrelevance? We believe he’s trying to
@daronmalakian
Daron Malakian
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I’m sick of the left and I’m sick of the right!!! 🖕😎🖕 Cancel me, I don’t give a fuck… Watch the full visualizer for “Your Lives Burn” at: https://t.co/frjeLaXwsw
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@QueerlyAutistic
Erin Ekins (she/her)
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I read a story years back where an aspiring Paralympian had her sporting achievements used as a reason to remove her higher-rate mobility component - so she lost her car, which crushed her Paralympic dreams because she had no accessible alternative transport to get to training
@LBC
LBC
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One-legged father ordered to repay £36,000 in benefits after being filmed playing cricket
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@DanJones3142
Dan Jones
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@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
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The West Midlands Police (WMP) acknowledged an inaccuracy in its report “was wrong” but maintained its decision in requesting Maccabi Tel Aviv fans should have been prevented from attending the game at Aston Villa. The error in the report, which had been raised by Lord John
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@IrisDuane
Iris Duane 🍉
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‘His sporting career has never been hidden, he says, as he has featured for the England disabled team in the past.’ Disabled people are allowed to live. The state is supposed to support all, not punishing a father for not simply wallowing at home. What a disgraceful verdict.
@LBC
LBC
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One-legged father ordered to repay £36,000 in benefits after being filmed playing cricket
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@SheepSheep6639
PearGuy Cats | Comms Closed rn
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Hello @NintendoEurope @Nintendo @NintendoAmerica @Pokemon this video confuses me as a consumer and makes me think less of Pokémon and Nintendo as a brand. I will never be purchasing any Nintendo related merchandise or watching any Pokemon related media because of this video.
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@darlingube
sofie ☭
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trump is starting a war with venezuela over a drug cartel that doesn't exist to install a right wing puppet president who will sell the largest known oil reserves on earth to exxon mobil and we all need to take it more seriously
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@AidanKohnMurphy
Aidan Kohn-Murphy
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however bad you’re imagining this essay to be, it’s sooo much worse. cannot believe a college student wrong this. 0/25 seems somehow generous lmao
@TurningPointOU
TPUSA_OU
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For a psychology course at the University Oklahoma, Samantha Fulnecky was asked to write a 650-word essay reacting to an article about how people are perceived based on societal expectations of gender. In her essay, Fulnecky argued that traditional gender roles should not be
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@HAL_muramatsu
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@DanJones3142
Dan Jones
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@Garryplummer
Garry Plummer
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❤️ The New Target Van !
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