Dan Jones
@DanJones3142
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24 • 🏳️🌈 he/him • sertraline marxist • Crawley Town and darts tolerator • entirely at odds with the values of the Carphone Warehouse •
Leeds
Joined February 2017
@_Peebs69 @Bortvanhoutenn @AirbenderSecond @chai_ste @brokenbottleboy Under communism there will only be beef and mustard crisps
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Ronaldo, creepy guy, we helped him with the accusations and he still lost, he lost badly he lost to GHANA, can you believe this? He lost and then he cried, he cried like a baby, creepy guy
My prediction is this: His team are speaking to US officials for assurances he won't have any legal problem when there. In exchange, he'll talk up the USA/Trump. But then Trump will go off script and publicly say something like "and we helped Ronaldo with those allegations"
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⏲️42' Goal FC St Helens A ball is flashed accross the GNE goal at the clubhouse end and buried in at back stick The visitors level the game 3 minutes from half time GNE 1-1 FC St Helens 🔵🔵🔵 #vivaGNE
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Introducing our sassy little sister, Bazake Fizz. This messy bitch is here to serve cunt and gossip about all the latest goings on in Whitehall and the financial markets fr 💄👜💃🏻
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[train moving quickly past] what'd that say? i dunno, something about ricky gervais fucking dogs.
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reading the owners manual of my car #carfuckers
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Football is a gentleman's game played by hooligans. Rugby is a hooligans' game played by rapists who shit into pint glasses in student bars.
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"In November Sky Sports Halo was launched to mass bemusement, and it wasn't the only frosty reception we saw as Trent Alexander Arnold made his return to Anfield"
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SEVEN (7) teams with lower home attendances than us, the game is so gone
The average home attendances of League Two clubs so far this season... 🥇 #Notts 🥈 #STFC 🥉 #Spireites
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exclusive clip from the first starmer vs streeting leadership hustings
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I'd very much like someone from REACH media to explain the disconnect between this headline and the actual content of the report
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Why is a Canadian person saying "GOLAZO" so funny
GOAL 🦖 DAVID RODRIGUEZ ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!! BICYCLE KICK GOAL IN THE 2025 CANADIAN PREMIER LEAGUE FINAL TO LEVEL THINGS UP FOR @atletiOttawa 🤯🤯🤯 🔴 Watch the #CanPL final LIVE on OneSoccer, TSN & FuboTV
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Are your players watching the game on telly? No wonder they've been so shit
Game being decided by morons watching the game on tele
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And that was just his bar tab!
Alex Salmond died with debts of more than £340,000
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