Brown Xtratuf
@brownxtratuf
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Geaux Tigers | #gentrifybatonrouge
Joined December 2024
Why does every dude at Fred’s have a Barbour on. How many yall niggas got one for Christmas ???.
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The agenda of the liberal left wants to put an end to this
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I’d cut off both of my ears to operate this beautiful tractor trailer right now.
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If I had two nukes, im nuking. University of Central Florida.Arizona State University.
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Walking into the bar and seeing a DJ setup is worse than walking in on your girlfriend cheating on you. #bringbacklivebands.
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Nothin in this world like telling your buddy his sisters hot.
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@makenawhite @GolfTown I would legitimately shove an entire Whiskey Bacon Burger from @Applebees up my ass.
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In another life I’m an old head black man driving Uber in New Orleans listening to Unc and Ocho all day.
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I know that shit pink when they got “make heaven crowded” in they bio.
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Just left the woman’s house, have to shit real fuckin bad.
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Somethin came in the mail today. Y’all were right about these Alps, really good flavor.
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@DuragRebel Wake up .Crank hog.A few oranges and a banana.Some sort of tea with honey .Binge watch a show .Lay in the sun .Cold shower .Light and healthy dinner.Crank hog .NyQuil.Deep slumber (wet dream hopefully).
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The copious amount of people in banana outfits ruined my night.
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Porch sittin like a chimpanzee right now ! God is good !.
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Grandpa just casually said he saw Pink Floyd perform Dark Side of the Moon off of acid in Philadelphia in ‘75.
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I’m so glad the Zetas hoodie in front of me told me to smile more.
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Tweeting this in hopes that the sick fuck living below me turns his house music off. #banhousemusicatmysecuniversity.
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I’ve had strep and a flat tire during finals week. Someone eat my ass or make me cum idk.
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The walk back from taking a test beer (Pacifico) is something I had never explored until now. This might just slip into the top 5.
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Gramps struggles to get out the chair, but at least he’s got them thangs on.
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Jeans did not get enough time in the drier. My jeans are semi moist, not wet, just a little bit moist. Fuck.
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If I was in a room with Hitler and Noah Kahan with 1 bullet left, im putting one right between Kahans fucking eye balls.
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Fitted hat wearin, earrings wearin, vodka cran drinkin, airforce ones wearin ass gay ass nigga.
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Was just on the ely and caught some buckets duding a ferda chant.
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Drake this, Kendrick that. This is the greatest diss track ever created.
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Sorority chapter traffic makes me want to waterboard myself.
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@babygoatburner Been wearing bows since freshman year of high school and have only had two pairs. Durability on them is awesome.
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Been at Alex Box for a long time today - enjoying myself.
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I find it difficult not to laugh when someone tells me they want to do “social work” with their life.
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The fuck these ditsoons doin at the Burbank and Lee light doin ?.
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My contact just slipped into the corner of my eye I want to kill myself.
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