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@Dajbman22
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I'm just a person who played Go, now Candy Land. I am not a famous celebrity. I have been quoted in Newsweek, one PhD thesis and a bunch of listicles, though.
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Joined April 2009
So I was thinking tonight that watching the slo-mo Hindenburg crash of Twitter as it unfolds and the mix of codependent emotions that come with it, is a lot like the toxic road-to-breakup portrayed in No Children by The Mountain Goats. So please enjoy No Users (1/??):
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Are we all 100% sure JD Vance isn't just Tim Heidecker doing an elaborate bit? Have we ever seen the two of them in the same room together?
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...So I kept DMing her links to torrents of pdf scans of the collected works of Charles Bukowski. Bitches love Bukowski, bro.
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It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts. - @alyankovic
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Anybody else taking BAT to see @NOFXband tomorrow? I figure walking 3/4 of a mile then taking a 2-seat fare-free RTA bus ride is the most PUNK ROCK way to get to a Punk Rock and Beer Fest.
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Hey look what time of year it is. Ow! My security deposit!
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I wonder if the DS9 writers checked the calendar and specifically chose 2024 so the Bell Riots could happen smack in the middle of Labor Day weekend?
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I'm legitimately shocked the right hasn't tried to make a big deal over Tim Walz's relationship with Lorne Malvo when he was just a school teacher in a sleepy Minnesota town seemingly beset by a series of highly coincidental events.
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@Srirachachau If you told me RFK Jr. was diagnosed with donkey brains Iād believe it
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Rare footage of RFK Jr. 10 years ago in the middle of central park, after getting kicked out of Peter Luger for making sloppy steaks.
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I just realized all the people joking that Kamala should pick Garry "Jerry" Gergich are basically getting what they asked for - and I'm ok with that.
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:Puts on my goggles and pushes the handlebars forward: Now *this* is anhedonia.
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Am I the only person who thought the whole RFK bear cub story sounded like a rejected subplot from Disenchantment?
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Classic rockers, @PinkleTank haven't posted on twitter since 2016. I hope they're okay.
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