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Occasionally funny, often an “idiot” according to my kids. Passionate about swimming, rivers, politics and Yorkshire’s countryside.

Joined March 2013
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Simon
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Hello. Long time no see. Anyone still here?
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@hannahchrstina
Hannah
1 year
feel like a lot of the internet disagreement over this topic arises due to the average American understanding seasoning exclusively as like, a colourful powder that comes out of a jar. and the more of this you add to your food, the more morally correct you are
@ChadNotChud
delaniac 🌹🌱
1 year
Its kinda funny how British food gets clowned on for “lack of seasoning” but Japanese food never catches the same smoke
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1 year
We have ceded power to the most awful of people. Europe must invest to keep ourselves safe from idiots and isolationists
@wartranslated
WarTranslated
1 year
Elon Musk responded to Polish Foreign Minister Sikorski regarding Starlink: "Be quiet, small man. You pay a tiny fraction of the cost. And there is no substitute for Starlink." Meanwhile, the U.S. Secretary of State stated that no one had threatened to disconnect Ukraine from
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@PulpLibrarian
Pulp Librarian
1 year
To survive in post-apocalypse America you will need 2 dice, a pencil and eraser. Freeway Fighter by Ian Livingstone. Puffin Books, 1985.
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@DomDoodle
Dom
1 year
GBNews needs to change its name to RTNews at this point. Tom Tugendhat, ex Security Minister, does well to push back the nonsense from Bev Turner, ex sports presenter.. https://t.co/38Mf0fcaVy
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@GreenJennyJones
Jenny Jones
1 year
Dear @englandcricket Why are you playing the Afghanistan men's team when in their country women are tortured and persecuted by the Taliban? Where is your morality? Where are your ethics?
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Simon
1 year
‘While most people are made of 60 per cent water, I am composed of smoke and mirrors largely held together with shame.’ That hits like a could have written it myself. A letter to my younger self by Kat Brown
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After spending most of her life feeling isolated and faulty – and on the receiving end of treatments for various mental illnesses – in 2020, 39-year-old writer Kat Brown discovered that she had the...
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Simon
1 year
Her youngest is seven now. My then seven year old still thought that “boys couldn’t have long hair.” It’s half way down his back now.
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Simon
1 year
And what did you do? Did you show them there’s no right way to be a boy? That being gay means that you can be loved and is totally natural? That they can dress and exact exactly the way they feel without caring how society judges them? No, you…
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@phoebeob1
Phoebe O'Brien
1 year
Fran and I put all our passion into this one. We hope you'll like it 😊
@pelagicpublish
Pelagic Publishing
1 year
Coming soon! Identification Guide to the Non-Native Invasive Plants of Britain and Ireland by Fran Giaquinto and @Phoebeob1 🌸 Visit our website to learn more and preorder your copy 📖 #nonnativeplants #invasivespecies #invasiveplants #invasivealienspecies #botany
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Simon
1 year
USAID buys about $2 billion of American farm produce annually for humanitarian food aid. Foreign aid is an enormously powerful form of soft power in a world where countries like China are seeking influence. Even if you hate helping the poor stopping aid seems so stupid
@benryanwriter
Benjamin Ryan
1 year
Treating HIV in 20 million people:
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@jayrayner1
Jay Rayner
1 year
At Yemen Heaven in York you will eat very well. But you’ll also be be part of something else: a family’s project to nurture their culture and memories. This week’s restaurant review. https://t.co/Dz7wDpeifk
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theguardian.com
After a troubled start, this family-run Yemeni outpost in York has won a loving following in the local community
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Simon
1 year
“If there’s one thing new dads don’t need, it’s more time off work.” If there was one thing column writers could learn, it’s is sometimes you don’t need to tell people what a cunt you are.
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apple.news
I go to the office to escape the confines of childcare – I don’t need more paternity leave
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Simon
1 year
The script writing and @ellamaisypurvis’s acting in Patience is a really rather lovely portrayal of neurodivergence. It’s also a brilliant watch. Worth looking out for.
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
1 year
'Patience' Star Ella Maisy Purvis: "You Don't Have to Be Scared of Employing Neurodivergent People"
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@glosswitch
Victoria Smith
1 year
I find it amazing that this has become so completely normalised at the same time as celebrity feminism fusses over The Handmaid's Tale (which they've some how conveniently decided is only really relevant to abortion)
@PopBase
Pop Base
1 year
Lily Collins and Charlie McDowell have welcomed their first child via surrogate.
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@anon_opin
Anon Opin.
1 year
Yes all dogs can be trained etc etc but it's an undeniable fact that certain breeds were created by selective breeding over many many years specifically to be good at killing things and being aggressive. Why you would want one of those breeds as a family pet is baffling.
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Simon
1 year
One week in and I never had “Trump blames plane crash on dwarves” on my bingo card.
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1 year
One week in I never had “Trump blames plane crash on dwarves” on my bingo card.
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Simon
1 year
It honestly feels like we’re in a place where gender stereotypes are narrower than 20 years ago
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
1 year
'We want to show it's OK for girls to have short hair'
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@allie__voss
Allie
1 year
At this age I was constantly being asked if I was a boy or girl, and constantly responding "Girl, but I wish I were a boy!" If I'd been born 10 years later, some well-meaning teacher would have convinced me to be trans We need to just let girls be awkward tomboys 🧵
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