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Darren Schroeder

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Texas Ex ‘17

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Darren Schroeder
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Darren Schroeder
3 months
FIX THIS NOW BRO @ESPNFantasy
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@_willcompton
Will Compton
4 months
Defund this Texas A&M mall cop
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@johnnyk20001
johnnyk2000
7 months
Travis County DA Jose Garza's mishandling of witness evidence ends Southeast Austin murder prosecution. Double jeopardy ensures Dekatur Richey won’t face trial after the Travis County DA's office failed to disclose key evidence in Austin case. 🤡 https://t.co/bHqWyRd6dF
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Double jeopardy ensures Dekatur Richey won’t face trial after the Travis County DA's office failed to disclose key evidence in Austin case.
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@mkelly007
Mackenzie Kelly
8 months
🧵 THREAD: When I said I was fiscally conservative, I meant it. Here’s what else I saw at City Hall that deserves serious investigation #atxcouncil #txlege 1/ :
@statesman
Austin Statesman
8 months
Austin leaders used taxpayer funds for Sweetgreen solo lunches, steak dinners and upgraded flights
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Darren Schroeder
8 months
Decided to try @AmericanAir for the first time ever this morning and immediately got hit with a 6 hour delay because they can’t get a working plane to the gate for the first flight of the day. Good stuff!
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@RepThomasMassie
Thomas Massie
1 year
PSA: When your quarterback runs for the wrong end zone, you’re under no obligation to block for him.
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1 year
@RepThomasMassie Start voting with your party
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Darren Schroeder
1 year
Bro thinks Texas needs Canadian Oil/NG lol
@DimitrisSoudas
Dimitris Soudas 🇨🇦⚜️🇬🇷☦️ 13.12.1943
1 year
Governor, Oil. Natural Gas. Hydro electricity. Uranium. We have it. You need it. Keep your cotton. I’m sure you’re a man of God so here’s one for you sir: You’re Goliath but we are David.
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Darren Schroeder
1 year
Taxpayer dollars hard at work!!
@RepMikeCollins
Rep. Mike Collins
1 year
Mr. Speaker, I rise today to demand that Texas be sent back to the Big 12.
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Darren Schroeder
1 year
Same crew as Texas/UGA… where are the water bottles when you need ‘em
@nflrefstats1
nflrefstats
1 year
Awful call against Bama. Commentators can't make any sense of it . Robbed #Alabama of a TD @AlabamaFTBL #RollTide
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@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
1 year
Trump Nomination Of Matt Gaetz Raises Eyebrows https://t.co/MK2mDpUi6y
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Darren Schroeder
1 year
There’s nothing “intellectual” or “nuanced” about the way Kamala (or Trump) speak
@Ally_Sammarco
Ally Sammarco
1 year
Republicans keep saying Kamala Harris speaks in “word salad” because she speaks in an intellectual, nuanced manner. They are so used to hearing first grade level vocabulary that anything more educated than that is confusing for them.
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Darren Schroeder
1 year
*aggy spends entire day at state fair interviewing UT fans and confirms they are indeed the most popular college athletics brand in the world*
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Garrett Pelham
1 year
Hope this makes you laugh as much as it did for me
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Darren Schroeder
1 year
I love college football
@gcotham21
Grey Cotham
1 year
IT IS IN. THE GOALPOST MADE IT TO THE CUMBERLAND RIVER!
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Darren Schroeder
1 year
There’s not a single valid reason for Jeanty to not be at the top of this list
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On3
1 year
UPDATED: Week 6 College Football Heisman Trophy Odds via @FDSportsbook🏆 Who you got? 🤔 https://t.co/hHYhfYPSrE
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@UnfortunateMLB
Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events
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@WendyKJ
WendyKJ 🤘🏻🧡 🏴‍☠️
2 years
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@theravensings
Carlos Daniel Treviño
2 years
She saw 2 world wars She saw the rise and fall of the soviet union She saw the world go from horses to rockets But she never saw the Yankees beat the Astros in the playoffs
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 years
The world’s oldest living person, María Branyas Morera, has died at the age of 117. She was the eighth oldest verified person in human history.
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@TimRunsHisMouth
Tim Young
2 years
Joe Biden tested positive for COVID-19 AGAIN today... Remember when he said, "You’re not gonna get COVID if you have these vaccinations.”
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@TexasBaseball
Texas Baseball
2 years
He’s back! He needs no introduction, but we’ll do it anyways 🤘 5x MLB All-Star 2x Gold Glove Award winner 2x Silver Slugger Award winner #HookEm
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