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’Very much a seagull contributor in every part of life.’ ‘Ever-fascinating’ ‘people like the theory of you, the reality is more of a disappointment’
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Joined January 2009
Hey @grok - who are the three most famous Twitter users to visit my profile?
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Your history is that you took away a community football club @AFCWimbledon from thousands of people. Surely to god someone is smart enough now to drop the ‘Dons’ reference? - MW 😘
The next chapter of MK Dons’ history… The new crest will now be rolled out digitally and across Stadium MK ahead of the new season and will be applied to all MK Dons kits in time for the start of 25/26. Read more at https://t.co/sOMfCkVSw1 💻 #COYD
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I am now needing to get a taxi from St Neotts to York. Can you confirm this will be claimable back from LNER?
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@AllisonPearson I think you are a bit confused. Surely the winter fuel payment to the elderly would be an example of Socialism. So the thing you are bemoaning him taking away is the thing you are accusing him of?!
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Kemi Badenoch inadvertently noting the things that are great about disability laws. Seems she thinks these are negatives…
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‘Right you two, we’re going to stay here until you both say sorry because I know you are both good brothers who actually have a lot more in common than not’
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It says optional you tremendous snowflake
Ordering tickets for an England cricket match, in England, Why am I being asked to declare my ethnicity? What possible business is it of the ticket sellers? Why do we persist with this mania for defining people - for no obvious reason - by skin colour?
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Inadvertently hilarious photo/text combo
My two-part plan to save the Tory party: - Stop looking weird - Start looking normal Full details here: https://t.co/VrskurtoHU
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Regular reminder that @PaulHeatonSolo sets upper limits for all tickets at his shows. And all his songs sound different
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Oh great, reported racist tweets by @vertetluisant which also tried to sow disinformation about a crime, but X says it doesn't break their rules anymore. Elon Musk is a thin skinned, racist-enabling, cock trombone. This place is a cesspit
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Brendan, a carer, found his car burnt out by the far right after a long 12 hour shift looking after vulnerable people who need help. He saved up for that car. I was going to set up a crowdfund, to help, then I discovered… https://t.co/eUaxJw0DYv
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Ah this is lovely. Islamophobia sorting out the troubles Jesus wept
This is incredible. Catholics and Protestants are quite literally marching shoulder to shoulder in Belfast, Northern Ireland as they demand an end to Mass Immigration. When these two communities are putting their differences aside and coming together, you know you’ve messed up.
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This is all wonderful
Is there a @vizcomic Letter or Top Tip that lives rent-free in your head? EVERY time I'm driving, I think of the person who wrote in to say "Why should I use my indicators? It's none of your business where I'm going"
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