Cyrus 🐙
@CyrusCyrus__
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Overly critical Cubs fan. Largest producer of earwax in North America. 25.
Wisconsin
Joined April 2012
Everybody must think I smell real bad bc I do be farting all the time
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First look at Miles Davis and John Coltrane in the latest leaked AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY trailer.
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Travis Scott was reportedly attacked by a sea bear after failing to draw a perfect circle
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Student housing is so fucked. Wdym you're charging me $800 for ONE of four rooms in a 500 sq ft apartment with a tiny oven and half fridge?
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Someone is flying around City Hall tail whipping in a little buggy to Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’. Philadelphia is the best city in the world and you can’t convince me otherwise
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Nah
Stop trying to fight ICE and they’ll stop shooting you
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ICE agents when an American is exercising their rights 🇺🇸
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A Jewish man just confronted Patriot Front on the DC Metro: “You’re sitting here on a random Friday with your faces covered talking about the white race… because you have nothing better to do.” Mask-on, hate-on, quiet as ever when someone actually speaks up. That’s what
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Noem assumes because ICE arrives at every scene to inflict maximum damage on individuals, others who open carry also plan on doing the same.
Noem: This looks like a situation where an individual arrived at the scene to inflict maximum damage on individuals and to kill law enforcement.
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9/11: Never Forget Boston Bombing: Never Forget January 6: Hey that was like 3 years ago, why are we still talking about this?
KAITLAN COLLINS: So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted? JD VANCE: Yes COLLINS: Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6. (May 2024) @atrupar
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KAITLAN COLLINS: So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted? JD VANCE: Yes COLLINS: Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6. (May 2024) @atrupar
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Lathan: It's 9/11, never forget. It's Pearl Harbor, never forget—lives in infamy. Slavery, the treatment of black people in this country, it’s let's try hard not to remember.
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BOURDAIN: Alright so tell me what this is. CITIZEN: This is apple pie. It is a classic American food. BOURDAIN: Okay, so-- wait, what are you doing? CITIZEN: I am adding a small scoop of ice cream. BOURDAIN: [chuckling skeptically] All right. All right. Fuck it. Let's do this.
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*takes a long drag of a cigarette* so the thing is *coughs and pukes*
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