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Person who rides a bike, driver and Public Transport user. #Nottingham , local sport #Engineer #sustainability #Environment . There is a better way!

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@CycleNott
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6 months
How parking enforcement should be.!
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@CycleNott
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TAKE MY MONEY!!
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1 year
A perfect example of why cyclists and motorcyclists should ride in the middle of the lane…
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@CycleNott
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2 months
I know a lot of people will think I am showing off, but when you work hard all your life, you deserve to treat yourself. I can’t express the happiness I am feeling right now. White was the only color they had, but it doesn’t matter. I’ve just purchased these four garden chairs😉
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@CycleNott
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7 months
Fcuk me!!!
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1 year
It just came out of nowhere..
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@CycleNott
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2 years
How a split second of madness can have devastating consequences. Be careful out there..
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11 months
Swans walking 2 abreast, taking up the whole lane. Holding hard working motorists up. Ffs. 😡
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@CycleNott
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27 days
Cyclists are not the problem.
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@CycleNott
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2 months
WTF.!!!
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@CycleNott
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8 months
Thoughts.🤔
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@CycleNott
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4 months
But cyclists .!!
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@CycleNott
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8 months
Would hi viz help?
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@CycleNott
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3 months
Come at me!!
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@CycleNott
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8 months
If the road is blocked just use the path.🤷‍♂️
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@CycleNott
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2 years
In a poll I recently conducted. 100% of participants said “Cyclists are ace and deserve a tax rebate for their contribution to society” @FairFuelUK #cycling
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@CycleNott
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1 year
Maybe some kind of driving test should be required. 🤷‍♂️
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@CycleNott
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3 months
How does a cut in fuel duty help people who use public transport, or people who don’t drive?
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@CycleNott
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2 months
All the “bike nonce” lads furiously deleting tweets.. Laurence Fox told to pay £180,000 in libel damages
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@CycleNott
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8 months
When you can’t even text and walk. Why would you text and drive?
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@CycleNott
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1 year
Very lucky to be alive. #Dooring #DutchReach #Cycling .
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@CycleNott
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8 months
A great demonstration of how 20 mph speed limits keep people safe.👍
@Pedalperspectiv
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8 months
Driver can’t deal with the fact that these cyclists are going as fast as the speed limit #MGIF
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@CycleNott
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1 month
Who needs Fortnight and call of duty, when you’ve got bikes, mud and a ramp.
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@CycleNott
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7 months
Is it just some people in the UK. That are infatuated with Hi viz and helmets? #HiViz won’t keep you safe. Making towns and cities safe for people will.
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@CycleNott
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10 months
Anyone noticed how much less traffic on the roads because schools are on holiday. If only there was some other way to get to school.🤷‍♂️
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@CycleNott
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6 months
OMG… things you never knew you needed..
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@CycleNott
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1 year
No way!!
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@CycleNott
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7 months
Hi viz… something… Massive train.. something.. cyclists… 👀
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5 months
This is what parenting is all about. Pure joy.
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@CycleNott
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7 months
How can you get a washing machine home without a car? 🤷‍♂️
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9 months
👀
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@CycleNott
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2 years
Who’s biking to work tomorrow?🥵🔆
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@CycleNott
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28 days
Instant torque is not for everyone..!!!
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1 year
Tomorrow’s world from 1985. #cycling
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@CycleNott
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5 months
And the design award for most navigable cycle path goes to…..
@TrololoVelo
Trololo Vélo
5 months
WTF @metro_orleans @VilledOrleans C est quoi ce bordel ? C est NEUF 🧐 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@CycleNott
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6 months
@gt2andy It’s not an irrational hatred for cars. Far from it. It’s more a rational hatred of people doing illegal / dangerous things in cars
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@CycleNott
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9 months
But kids walking to school wearing headphones.!
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@CycleNott
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1 year
What a brilliant ideas can we close UK. motorways for 2 days per week and hand them over to #Cyclists ?
@applescripter
Martin Michel
1 year
The real capacity of the German autobahn 🛣️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️
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@CycleNott
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3 months
Good morning.😉
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4 months
“Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.” Ryunosuke Satoro
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@CycleNott
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5 months
This road and thousands like it up and down the Country. Have turned two lanes, one in each direction. Into one lane in both directions. Tell me again what causes traffic congestion.
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9 months
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7 months
@gazzabiker Why just over 70? Everyone should be retested every few years. Part of that test should be a medical.
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@CycleNott
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1 year
Wouldn’t normally quote Alan. But can anyone else spot the irony in this tweet?
@alanvibe
Alan D Miller
1 year
We need to move freely Stop ULEZ Stop LTNs Together
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@CycleNott
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3 months
Imagine the traffic reduction if kids could get to school like this…!
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@CycleNott
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29 days
Nothing’s changed then..!
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6 months
Yes, No or maybe?
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27 days
If speed limits for #Cyclists are ever introduced and I was caught speeding, which led to a ban. Would I be able to claim exceptional hardship because I have to drive everywhere? 🤔
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5 months
@silvergoatish This is so good it’s drawn a crowd.
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1 year
@iambrianjones Yes. One has stopped, the driver on phone not looking.
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1 year
In the UK. We don’t have guns. We use cars..!
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5 months
But cyclists need to wear hi viz. 👀
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1 year
Put your phones away and concentrate on driving.!!
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8 months
Why not iron bollards? @WorldBollard
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@CycleNott
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2 years
Not sure who would be responsible for this. @MyNottingham or @NottsCC . A driver has driven into the safety barrier on Woodhouse way and it’s sticking out into the Cycle path. Hard to see in the dark!!
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1 year
Motorists with Dash Cams. Would you report this if you caught footage? @cleanupbritain @KeepBritainTidy
@WaverleyBC
Waverley Borough Council, Surrey
2 years
Thinking of throwing litter out of your car? Think again. The occupants of this car were found thanks to a member of the public and penalty notice issued. If we have your reg nr, we will find you and fine you... #ZeroTolerance #Flytipping #Waverley #WaverleyBC
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How am I supposed to get a fridge home without a car? 🤷‍♂️
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1 year
@GMB Can anyone see the cyclist in hi-viz and lights in this picture? No, neither can the driver.!
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But I need a car to take rubbish to the recycling centre..
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@theJeremyVine This should do it..
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Wait, what. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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1 year
@MartinDaubney I was only carrying out orders is no excuse. !!
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6 months
Absolute scenes in #Mapperley this morning as buses into #NOTTINGHAM cancelled…🚲
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2 years
@laurencyclist @RichmondCycling @London_Cycling This is part of Bus Driver training in Costa Rica.
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8 months
Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to drive cars.!
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If you visit a pub and pay nearly £8 for a pint. Would it be stealing if you walked out with the nice glass it came in? Obviously asking for a friend..
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Don’t build on flood plains.🤷‍♂️ It’s only going to get worse.
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If you can’t do this on a cycle path, then it’s not fit for purpose..!
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How can we find a way to blame the cyclist..?
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Post a video of a driver crashing a car into a house. “Single skinned wall” “Walls paper thin” “That house folded like a deck chair” “1930’s cheap terrace” “Who built the house” Should we knock all houses down so drivers can’t crash into them. 🤷‍♂️
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Fvck around, find out..!
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But cyclists need to pass a cycling test..!🤔
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Just nipping to the shop to get a weeks worth. Do you need anything?
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Cabbies, Plumbers and Sparks with vans full of tools going about their business in Copenhagen.🤔
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1980. British Rail ban bikes on trains. Cyclists blockade the station.✊
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Superb Horsemanship..
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Heavy Cars or poor construction?
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#Raleigh Chopper relaunched.. Huge queues for Raleigh Chopper in Nottingham city centre as people wait to buy brand new bike - Nottinghamshire Live
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@HughCasswell National factors my arse. She was caught speeding 5 times in 4 months. Also guided Notts Police into special measures. 🤷‍♂️
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Anyone with an actual explanation as to why drivers are kicking off at being expected to drive carefully and attentively around more vulnerable road users.🤷‍♂️
@jaymiz64
JJ
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Anyone with an actual explanation as to why cyclists are kicking off at being expected to wear clothing that will make themselves more visible and therefore less likely to be hit by a car? Even Vine’s on it now 😭
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Motivational advice from the legend Sean Kelly. #cycling #Motivation
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1 year
You literally have a car event 365 days of the year.
@tonyblackburn
Tony Blackburn OBE.
1 year
How about having an event next year for car owners in London instead of cyclists after all there are more of us and we do pay to go on the roads,
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Fun is one of the most important - and underrated - ingredients in any successful venture. If you're not having fun, then it's probably time to call it quits and try something else. Richard Branson.
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@lab_laugh Go on then, I’ll play.!
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DRIVER.!! A driver hit a pregnant pedestrian. He drove off and left her. She lost her baby. !!
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4 months
Man stands in low traffic neighbourhood to complain about low traffic neighbourhoods.🤷‍♂️
@JPBWFarm
James Wright
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A clear message from the residents and business owners I met this afternoon that the Liberal Democrat’s are pursuing vanity over sanity with their Low Traffic Neighbourhoods. Tell me what matters to you by completing my Bath residents survey
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Imagine an alternative world where there’s a form of personal transport that costs nothing to run, keeps you fit, doesn’t pollute and in towns and cities is quicker than the alternatives. Imagine the demand.🤔
@Pirateofchance
Peter Sherratt
4 months
Imagine an alternate world where only EVs exist, and then someone invents the internal combustion engine.  Cars are halved in weight, prices fall by half, they can be charged in five minutes, and can run twice as far as an EV on that charge.  Just imagine the demand.
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@NealOKelly Unless of course it’s a toucan crossing. Also you’ll notice it wasn’t in the UK. So there may be different rules.
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Sad to see @Girlonabrompton has deleted her account. I assume because of all the trolls and abuse she gets. 🙁
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@gt2andy There’s initiative, and then there’s stupidity.🤔
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Why don’t cyclists use cycle lanes?
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