Sister Mary Fake
@CupOfTeesh
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Former Bingo Host//Not a cult leader//Commissioner of Bingo Twitter//Mom to a 21lb criminal who doesn't pay rent (she/her)
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There is no one, and I mean no one, on the face of this planet who could benefit from a little bit of weed more than my mom.
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Every time I go to a wedding I’m reminded that my body doesn’t ody like how it used to.
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Love how she said “at one point a friend of Charlie’s” like they weren’t girls until the very end
🚨 WATCH HER FACE CLOSELY 🚨 The moment the reporter brings up Candace Owens, Erika Kirk’s entire expression shifts instantly. What does her face tell you?
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Ohio State finally beating Michigan just to lose to Indiana in the championship is SO fucking funny
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Letting tech people touch the arts has to be one of the worst mistakes humanity has made. They have such deep contempt for creativity, ownership, and shared experiences. Life itself is an enemy. They will strangle every industry to death to have each cough up an extra dollar.
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Obsessed with my Twitter taking 7200 hours to load a simple timeline
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The lack of reading comprehension on this site is something else. People keep bringing up points that have nothing to do with what he said.
The USA is hardly a model for following the laws of war, but I can’t recall a single time, in 20 years of war in Iraq and Afghanistan, that American soldiers were seen on video executing unarmed prisoners with their hands up
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Gross for us to even consider him. Disappointing from Moore.
Moore on Justin Tucker’s tryout: “He’s been one of their leaders for an extended period of time on a very successful team. Obviously, there’s been some stuff that’s been unfortunate. He’s gone through an experience and I think it’s about collecting what that experience was."
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My mom was so beast at this. She would leave early as fuck. Get back in the afternoon. Go in the house and tell us to lock ourselves in our rooms. Then bring all the gifts to her room to hide and eventually wrap. She’s never played a game in her life.
I miss the real Black Fridays when you had to fight out the store
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It’s crazy how you can taste when your Brita filter is going out
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This is an absolute disgrace
Breaking News: President Trump welcomed Mohammed bin Salman, who U.S. intelligence has said ordered an American journalist’s killing in 2018. Prince Mohammed is seeking fighter jets, security assurances and economic promises. Follow live updates.
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Someone’s never seen Florence + the Machine’s Tiny Desk performance
NPR Tiny Desk is an example of normalized insanity. The premise is a band's nightmare––playing in a small room with dry signals and no mix in stale light. At best it's almost good, at worst it destroys careers. I think it only endures because people subconsciously hate musicians
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Incredible tweet
they asked him if he wanted a screw driver and he instinctively said yes
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It’s the clearest scapegoating of this day and age. They make “illegal aliens” seem like the boogeyman to those dumb enough to believe. We can dump all our problems on these hypothetical leeches. It’s disgusting and lazy and so incredibly racist.
Yes, your $350K, 3 bedroom, dream home, in a nice suburban neighborhood had its price driven up by illegal aliens, working for less than minimum wage. Who is stupid enough to believe something so asinine?
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
Megyn Kelly trying to convince her listeners that sex trafficking girls is less offensive if they’ve gone through puberty: “There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old…”
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There’s a lot of levels to how fucked up this is but it’s jarring to hear her blow past the legal age of consent and acknowledge that his actions were known for years as an open secret.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
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Just got a little excited thinking about how this is The Potluck Courtroom’s season. The jails will be full!!
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My mom FINALLY gave me her location (turns out she had it off in general) and you better believe I’m tracking her ass overseas.
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