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@CrippledChic
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genetic mutant, sherlock fanatic (season 4 is irrelevant), stereotypical enfp. i’m 28. #OsteogenesisImperfecta #StaytheFuckatHome she/her pronouns
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@RepCasten @SenDuckworth @DickDurbin @GovPritzker physically disabled young adults in illinois need better options for living independently. there is currently no way for someone to receive 24/7 care through home services 1/4
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hey so i'm leaving x. i just. can't do it here anymore. come follow me on bl*esky:
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I don’t care how much eggs cost. I’m not voting for a man who admires Hitler.
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He wasn’t asleep, his mind was alive!!!
My boi @JasonKelce said “these days I haven’t been sleeping”
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NOT VOTING FOR KAMALA WILL NOT STOP THE GENOCIDE OF PALESTINIANS. YOUR CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR PROTEST VOTE IS FOOD FOR YOUR PRIVILEGE ALONE AND HELPS NO ONE AND NOTHING. PUT DOWN YOUR EGO, BUCK THE FUCK UP, VOTE DEMOCRAT AND DO YOUR GODDAMNED PATRIOTIC DUTY
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as an update in case anyone was wondering, i am in fact still living with my parents and i'm still trying to figure out how to move out so that's fun. /s
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hi i'm still here! i just found that this website wasn't great for my mental health but tbh i missed y'all.
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If you zygotes don’t shut up & google Harvey Milk & the AIDS crisis.
The Democrats only came around to thinking gay people should have equal rights like 10 years ago after a decades long gay rights movement swayed public opinion. All of the party's current leaders were vocally opposed to gay rights before then. Do people not remember this???
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since this tweet i have studied for the bar exam for 12 weeks, taken the bar exam, waited 3 months for results, passed, got sworn in, and have been a lawyer for a year
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fuck dressing for the male gaze or the female gaze. i dress for the swiftie gaze. oh, did you like my necklace? notice how it’s the archer necklace? oh, you like my cardigan? it’s actually THE cardigan. oh, the skort is so cute, right! did you recognize it from coachella??
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YOU ARE VOTING FOR THE SUPREME COURT. PLEASE FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT. THE SUPREME COURT IS HEAVILY CONSERVATIVE. THE SUPREME COURT HOLDS THE FINAL SAY ON ALL LAWS OF OUR LAND. THE END. THERE IS NO ONE ELSE. ALITO AND THOMAS WILL BE RETIRING. YOU. ARE. VOTING. FOR. THEIR.
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Whenever you feel sad just remember Taylor Swift did this for us
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This is why supporting free healthcare is suicide prevention. Supporting free housing is suicide prevention. Supporting universal basic income is suicide prevention. Supporting all forms of social safety nets is suicide prevention.
a lot less people would be suicidal if their needs were met
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paganism is getting a song stuck in your head and wondering if a deity is trying to communicate something or if the song is just a bop
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Incoming college students: if I could offer you one piece of advice, it’d be do not take an 8am class. You’re probably thinking why not, I started high school at 8am every day? Well you see, 8am college time is 5am high school time. Don’t do it.
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i need to know if anyone else hears quotation marks when she sings "he 'jokes' that it's h*roin but this time with an 'e'" or if i'm reading too much into things
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instead of “DEMURE” yall need to learn the difference between “to” & “too”, “where” & “were”, “women & woman”, “lose” & “loose”, “you’re” & “your”. them words be tearing yall up
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