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Writer. Horse girl. Former conservative media. I'd 100% save my dog before saving a drowning stranger. Learn to swim.

Texas
Joined February 2009
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@Courtneyscoffs
Courtney Kirchoff
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If only there had been a commandment "Thou shalt not abuse children." Glad there's a commandment on keeping the sabbath holy, at least.
@nypost
New York Post
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Disgraced Texas megachurch pastor free after 6 months in jail for sexually abusing 12-year-old girl: 'I am deeply sorry' https://t.co/9Tzufro0Ag
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@MattH_4America
Matthew H
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I've been on this earth for over 40 years, and never once did I wake up and fear Iran.
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@ThrillaRilla369
Thrilla the Gorilla
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How come Martha Stewart was sent to prison for insider trading but our Congressmen are not?
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@BladeoftheS
BladeoftheSun
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New York just kicked out Palantir, the Swiss did it last year. Time for everybody else to do it too. Cancel Palantir.
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@TMZ
TMZ
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Exclusive: 30 members of Congress are in Scotland on taxpayers' dime amid the shutdown. Take a look: https://t.co/kn43aWI9nx
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@GeneralMCNews
The General
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BREAKING: Ben Shapiro is losing 20,000 subscribers from his YouTube channel each month, according to Social Blade.
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@meishato
meisha ۶ৎ
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Let her go...we can't be protecting predators...she was protecting her child...
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@VeryBadLlama
Janel Comeau 🍁
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seeing a lot of "higher gas prices won't affect me because I don't drive very much" and unfortunately it is my sad duty to inform you that your food does not teleport to the grocery store
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@venus_demim
Vênus de mim
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O dia que homem tiver medo de sair na rua por causa de mulher, podemos falar sobre misandria.
@folha
Folha de S.Paulo
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Discurso de misandria, o ódio contra homens, cresce na internet https://t.co/6WIiuNO6NW
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@0liviajulianna
Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️
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TMZ did not suddenly get a conscience and decide to start using their paparazzi ruthlessness for good- they’re doing it because it’s PROFITABLE. No one harvest and sells outrage better than TMZ. This should be a blaring siren for the Trump administration: people are PISSED.
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@Courtneyscoffs
Courtney Kirchoff
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Just imagine
@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein
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Marco Rubio: " Imagine an Iranian regime who instead of spending billions of dollars...building up all these weapons, had invested that money for the people of Iran"
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@FarnoushAmiri
Farnoush Amiri
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TMZ is about to put all the Hill outlets (Punchbowl, Politico, etc) on their heels if they really decide to continue this area of coverage. No one has more sources at hospitals, airports, police departments, and courthouses across the US like TMZ
@TMZ
TMZ
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Rhode Island Congressman Plans 'Real Housewives' Watch Party Amid Partial Shutdown https://t.co/H8XBSCoHXs
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@HannahDCox
Hannah Cox
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People hate the person who informs them they were fooled far more than they ever hate the person who fooled them.
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@Courtneyscoffs
Courtney Kirchoff
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This is why the right wing loves to mock "women's studies." Because it needs women to be uninformed, to believe feminism was created in a vacuum, that women were just sitting around lavishly and then, one day, decided to go punch a clock. Women's studies is just women's history.
@miiagarro
miia
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can’t believe women fought to work
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@MerriamWebster
Merriam-Webster
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Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
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@Courtneyscoffs
Courtney Kirchoff
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My favorite thing are the men not reading. Ladies, the key to instituting the matriarchy is to communicate our plans via the written word.
@Courtneyscoffs
Courtney Kirchoff
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Romance books are not the same as porn. And no, women are not as bad as men.
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@IanCarrollShow
Ian Carroll
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How about if we conduct a ground operation in Israel instead and take their fucking nukes away and go get our fucking money back??? How about that.
@GeneralMCNews
The General
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BREAKING: Israeli media reports that if the United States carries out a ground operation in Iran, it would have to go alone, with Israeli forces not participating on the ground.
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@kaizen000000000
么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ,
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Jordan Peterson was so mad after this debate. He got cooked and won’t debate Matt again.😅
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@Courtneyscoffs
Courtney Kirchoff
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No it wasn't. Jesus isn't mentioned in the Declaration or the Constitution. Neither is Yahweh or Abraham. If you're still espousing this talking point, be aware you're repeating a lie that was told to you. Educate yourself (not in the bible belt school system) then knock it off.
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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NOW - White House's Leavitt: "Our nation was a nation founded, 250 years ago almost, on Judeo-Christian values."
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@TMZ
TMZ
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Robert Garcia hits up a Las Vegas casino after Congress fails to reopen the government. 🎰 https://t.co/ZJqWZJpepO
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