Will Paul be hanging with the boys, or at the beach looking for chicks this Sat in Kincardine at 2 pm? #SmallChange

Dude...

7 mass shootings in America since Monday.. Compared to 8 in 20 years in Canada, and 3 in 100 years in the UK, yet guns apparently protect

How @CoryPhillip gets me to the gym when I've been slacking😂🐄💪#cowvet #workaholic #doyouevencalve? @DynaFitListowel

1K retweets for our Boi @cmcdavid97 & @max_domi & I will show the best #RunningManChallenge seen yet #NHL17McDavid

If this gets 5K RTs I'll jump in the river with @matt_dumba & @hallsy04 and yes there will be a video #NHL17McDavid

When the beat is about to drop and you're peaking on Molly but you're also a racist.

Caitlyn Jenner thinks Trump would be good for women's rights. She'd know. She's been a woman for seven whole months after all.

when your dad says you can't have a second footlong

#BellLetsTalk

Kanye definitely buys the $20 picture of himself on the roller coaster.

#BellLetsTalk

if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins? "lol im OWNING all these bees" i say as i put my face in the beehive

U heard any nutsack w/ internet can get @CraveTVCanada now so here's a new ep of #LetterkennyProblems to celebrate.

[1 of 4 car accidents caused by texting & driving] PEOPLE: won't be me [1 in 292 million chance of winning powerball] PEOPLE: you never know

Harry Potter's favorite scotch is Glenquiddich. Thank you. Thank you very much.

I'd like to give away some tickets to my stand up tour to people who didn't have the best 2015. Please read.