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@ChristinaPykles

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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
Today my brother fed himself an Oreo! No, this is not a joke. But it is fucking great!
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
7 days
this is not true. lawyers do not have to consult with their former clients before speaking to the media. ethics is supposed to stop them for saying bad shit.
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Sleepytigress@FreePalestine.
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@SummerBreeze553 @PrinConsuella__ Camille is a total professional and would NEVER say anything without Johnny’s permission.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
Jobs that are egocentric, useless, outdated bullshit: Music critics. Book critics. Food critics. Movie critics. Literally just all critics. Never let some assholes opinion dictate what you consume, try it for yourself. Or don't. It won't hurt you. Simple.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
9 days
This plot sounds insanely fun. Giving me Good Omens on LSD vibes. 😆
@Daily_Express
Daily Express
10 days
Johnny Depp set to star as Satan in new Terry Gilliam movie with three massive stars #johnnydepp
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
Somebody needs a literal receipt. @aburkhartlaw @legalbytesmedia They wanna call us hypocrites…funny that.
@TheBeaszts
⚔︎ 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙'𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖟𝖙𝖘 4 𝖀 𓆙
2 months
@NovarFLIP All Depp enablers who moan about the donations and "sick kids being stiffed" won't raise millions for those kids & won't give up their life luxuries in favour of these charities. Hypocrites, all of them. They only are interested in trashing Amber, they don't care about any kids.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
Been some time since I’ve seen one of these…excuse me while I flex and make you jealous of my riches!
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
3 months
@adam_waldman Legal daddy you were missed. 😘
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
New video coming soon, once I find some tunes… I should probably try to make shit more ad friendly but that’s not nearly as much fun!
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
Have I mentioned lately that the #USHealthCare system is an abomination and should be obliterated? #fuckyouverymuch 😡 (and I'm including employer provided bullshit "coverage" in this)
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
7 days
@Johanna_1254 2 things can be true. she was the last to join the team and has made it sound like she was there from the beginning. she was brought in to question amber, she did her job, everything she does now is for her own advancements.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
7 days
I've BEEN trying! No one wants to go out and play. 😭
@ElliottBlackwe3
Into The Forest Dark
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I think adults need to have play groups where they get together to do nothing more than rediscover their sense of childlike wonder.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
@TheBeaszts @aburkhartlaw @legalbytesmedia And you look ridiculous. Tens of thousands DONATED. Because it was the right thing to do. The end.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
7 days
@CocaCati well she is indeed working hard for the firm.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
1 month
Oh yay another medical bill. Help a broke bit*h out and go watch me make my friends @Coffins_Coffee @DaveOscuro a special gift! It's 2 parts, watch them both, hell just roll them while you do chores, whatever!
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
Quick question, did I get canceled again and become overnight famous? Cause…someone, somewhere thinks so! 🤔 lovin that last part. 💰💰💰💰
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
1 month
@danblock4 i am so conflicted, you weren't supposed to be funny and hot! There are laws against this.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
1 month
Great, we now have a start date for the new revolution! My decade of FUCK IT ALL begins now!
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
1 month
BREAKING: Social Security now expected to run short on funds in 2035, one year later than previously projected, US Treasury has said.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
8 months
@DaveOscuro @RogueFilmJax @Coffins_Coffee see ya tomorrow real friends! 😘
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
6 days
Hey . @FedExHelp hire more people to answer your phones! And why is it that if I pay $5 you can give me a delivery window but when your drivers fail to do their jobs the best I get is…“sometime tomorrow between 10-8!” 🙄 not helpful.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
3 months
@JeneBete @adam_waldman Wow I really missed the mark. Given the content. Too tired. 😂
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
1 month
@danblock4 no no put me down!🤣
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
6 days
Streaming @sagaftra residuals beg the question should we be wasting the paper?!? 😬
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
@GellertDepp sharing his content gives him everything he wants.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
6 days
@Shellys_Wellie @BrownRudnickLLP @people It’s People Rag, the outlet that literally gave the abuser an exclusive cover, they will never do better and neither will the grifters only concerned with keeping their names in the press.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
3 months
@NoctrnlValkyrie happy birthday!
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
@reineyelah That's nothing. My ER visit was $23,000! For 12 hour wait and an ultrasound! 🤣
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
I was totes productive this afternoon. #420 💨
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
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@DaveOscuro Omg stoooopppp! I have a new friend. ❤️that face.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
@DollPartz84 I gotta try this sometime. Lol
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
@DaveOscuro seriously! ha
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
@Rosie58087464 math checks out
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
@DollPartz84 truth. ha
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
2 months
@magnoliaveneno1 Here, we just sue them for that.
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@ChristinaPykles
Christina Pykles
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@magnoliaveneno1 @sagaftra Or direct deposit! Save some trees
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