When I take off my shirt

Different kinda whippets than I remember

Mood

The reviews are in for school play ‘spirit of the people’. ‘Excrement!’. ‘Caca’’. ‘Piece of poop’. ‘A massive piece of shit’. ‘Wonderful! Oh wait. this the one with old whatsherface? The abuser? Absolute shite!. ‘A desiccated turd on an otherwise pristine bed’.

When ppl meet me in real life

Lots of ppl promise theyre going to swear less. I think this is wrong. I want to swear more. Even tho it may seem impossible, I really fuckin think I can do it. I just gotta believe in my pissy, piece of shit, asshole, cunt self. Y’know?. (also bastard & crap if those are swears).

Looks like it’s fuck-this-shit o’clock.

Accessorize

It was the greatest crossover of all time. (What’s that? Copyright infringement? Certainly not!)

RT @lil_vintage_toy: my antique grapette jar/coin bank full of misc old cracker jack charms & random toys/minis 🙂

A tasteful piece from my collection

Was gifted a bunch of old national lampoons (which I Iove cuz they dumb as fuck & have lots of those things I used to see in real life every once in awhile… what were they called… 🤔… oh ya. boobs)… but they kinda musty old magazine smelling, so now I’m baking soda-ing em

Good morning

RT @MuppetPictures:

“GENE powder”. Pictured: Gene

Ain’t nobody here but us…