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Chris Simmance

@ChrisSimmance

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Founder of @OMG_Center. The Business Growth Accelerators. More Time. More Money. Less Stress. More Quickly.

City of London, London
Joined April 2019
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
1 year
๐—ฃ๐—ฆ๐—”: ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜ ๐—ฆ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป - Busy โ‰  Productive Did you know that constantly switching between tasks is like running a mental marathon? Read the ๐Ÿงต for the why it's bad and how to minimise it...
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
1 month
Hey @WisprFlow! Loving this app on my Mac. Is there a *rough* ETA on having an Android version of the app? I'm loving this, but I really can't wait for Android. Promise I won't hold you to it.
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
8 months
If youโ€™re serious about landing enterprise clients, not just talking about it between sips of overpriced coconut water, this oneโ€™s worth a read. If youโ€™ve had enough of the โ€œbuy my courseโ€ B2B guru parade (you know who you are), hereโ€™s something useful instead.
@sitebulb
Sitebulb
8 months
๐Ÿ“ฃ AGENCIES! Do you want to know how to land a whale? ๐Ÿณ Learn how to win (and keep) enterprise clients from the amazing @ChrisSimmance of The @OMG_Center. Let's get fishing. ๐Ÿ‘‡ https://t.co/EfwPCq7Y7m #enterprise #seo
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
8 months
Clothed and Honoured โ€“ Joining the Livery of Entrepreneurs This morning, in the historic grandeur of Drapersโ€™ Hall, I had the immense privilege of being formally clothed as a Liveryman of The Worshipful Company of Entrepreneurs. Now, if youโ€™re wondering what that actually means
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
9 months
Just launched this in collaboration with @SERanking give it a try! https://t.co/VadfErLfLi
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
9 months
Bit harsh @Xboxโ€ฆ I try!
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
9 months
Hey @RealTimVine big fan. Iโ€™m doing 100 one liner jokes in 100 days to raise money for @ParkinsonsUK. Would love to get on stage one day, hopefully you like them. Some are awful, but the rules make it harder! How it works: https://t.co/GmwkGv5RL5 Jokes here:
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@WorkRetireDie
Work Retire Die
10 months
Severance is a show brave enough to ask the question, what is life at Deloitte like?
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@sitebulb
Sitebulb
10 months
FAKE RECRUITMENT & MISUSE OF OUR BRAND: If anyone is contacted in the name of Sitebulb or sent an offer of employment like the one in the LinkedIn link below, THIS IS NOT GENUINE. If possible, please report whoever is contacting you on the platform and block them.
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
10 months
Joke Weekly Roundup for @ParkinsonsUK - Please donate if you can: https://t.co/hxsRPN3rZv Joke 19/100 ๐Ÿ”—๐Ÿ“น - https://t.co/N6HBmbqs10 Q: What did the Terminator say when he forgot his credit card at the supermarket? A: AISLE be back. โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” Joke 20/100 ๐Ÿ”—๐Ÿ“น -
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
10 months
Easy. One youโ€™ll see later. The other in a while. And the last one youโ€™ll have never heard of.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing โ˜˜๏ธ
10 months
QUIZ TIME which is a Gator, Croc, and Caiman ๐Ÿค”
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Chris Simmance
10 months
Joke 24/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: Why did the artist always get a good night sleep? A: He was exceptional at drawing curtains. Donate ๐Ÿ‘‰ https://t.co/GxvF6vIFof #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity
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@charliewrich
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10 months
The last thing EBITDA sees before it's adjusted
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
11 months
Joke 20/100 for @ParkinsonsUK ย  Q: Why did the pigeon apply for a job promotion? A: He wanted to go up the Pecking Order. Donate ๐Ÿ‘‰ https://t.co/GxvF6vIFof #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
11 months
Joke 19/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: What did the Terminator say when he forgot his credit card at the supermarket? A: AISLE be back. ย  Donate ๐Ÿ‘‰ https://t.co/GxvF6vIFof #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
11 months
Joke 18/100 for Parkinsons UK ย  Q: What happened to the man who caught the sun? A: He burned his hands. Donate ๐Ÿ‘‰ https://t.co/GxvF6vIFof #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
11 months
Joke 17/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: Where did the dentist always dream of going on an adventure holiday?ย  A: The Molar Ice Caps Donate ๐Ÿ‘‰ https://t.co/hxsRPN3ZP3 #dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
11 months
Godzilla. But heโ€™s into NFTโ€™s.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing โ˜˜๏ธ
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A marine iguana
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
11 months
We have round pigs. Everywhere else hasnโ€™t.
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
11 months
Can someone explain why?
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@ChrisSimmance
Chris Simmance
11 months
Joke 16/100 for Parkinsons UK ย  I have such a terrible, forgetful brainโ€”honestly, I forget everything. My keys? Gone. My hat? No idea. My coat? Might as well not own one. Itโ€™s awful. So, my wife thought sheโ€™d help me out and bought me one of those Tempur-Pedic memory foam
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