Chris Simmance
@ChrisSimmance
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Founder of @OMG_Center. The Business Growth Accelerators. More Time. More Money. Less Stress. More Quickly.
City of London, London
Joined April 2019
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Hey @WisprFlow! Loving this app on my Mac. Is there a *rough* ETA on having an Android version of the app? I'm loving this, but I really can't wait for Android. Promise I won't hold you to it.
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If youโre serious about landing enterprise clients, not just talking about it between sips of overpriced coconut water, this oneโs worth a read. If youโve had enough of the โbuy my courseโ B2B guru parade (you know who you are), hereโs something useful instead.
๐ฃ AGENCIES! Do you want to know how to land a whale? ๐ณ Learn how to win (and keep) enterprise clients from the amazing @ChrisSimmance of The @OMG_Center. Let's get fishing. ๐ https://t.co/EfwPCq7Y7m
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Clothed and Honoured โ Joining the Livery of Entrepreneurs This morning, in the historic grandeur of Drapersโ Hall, I had the immense privilege of being formally clothed as a Liveryman of The Worshipful Company of Entrepreneurs. Now, if youโre wondering what that actually means
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Hey @RealTimVine big fan. Iโm doing 100 one liner jokes in 100 days to raise money for @ParkinsonsUK. Would love to get on stage one day, hopefully you like them. Some are awful, but the rules make it harder! How it works: https://t.co/GmwkGv5RL5 Jokes here:
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Severance is a show brave enough to ask the question, what is life at Deloitte like?
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Joke Weekly Roundup for @ParkinsonsUK - Please donate if you can: https://t.co/hxsRPN3rZv Joke 19/100 ๐๐น - https://t.co/N6HBmbqs10 Q: What did the Terminator say when he forgot his credit card at the supermarket? A: AISLE be back. โโโโ Joke 20/100 ๐๐น -
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Easy. One youโll see later. The other in a while. And the last one youโll have never heard of.
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Joke 24/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: Why did the artist always get a good night sleep? A: He was exceptional at drawing curtains. Donate ๐ https://t.co/GxvF6vIFof
#dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity
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Joke 20/100 for @ParkinsonsUK ย Q: Why did the pigeon apply for a job promotion? A: He wanted to go up the Pecking Order. Donate ๐ https://t.co/GxvF6vIFof
#dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity
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Joke 19/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: What did the Terminator say when he forgot his credit card at the supermarket? A: AISLE be back. ย Donate ๐ https://t.co/GxvF6vIFof
#dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity
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Joke 18/100 for Parkinsons UK ย Q: What happened to the man who caught the sun? A: He burned his hands. Donate ๐ https://t.co/GxvF6vIFof
#dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity
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Joke 17/100 for @ParkinsonsUK Q: Where did the dentist always dream of going on an adventure holiday?ย A: The Molar Ice Caps Donate ๐ https://t.co/hxsRPN3ZP3
#dadjoke #jokes #parkinsons #charity
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Godzilla. But heโs into NFTโs.
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We have round pigs. Everywhere else hasnโt.
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Joke 16/100 for Parkinsons UK ย I have such a terrible, forgetful brainโhonestly, I forget everything. My keys? Gone. My hat? No idea. My coat? Might as well not own one. Itโs awful. So, my wife thought sheโd help me out and bought me one of those Tempur-Pedic memory foam
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