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ChrisD

@ChrisDavisCW

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I love music, books, comedy, cooking, hockey, & poker. I get paid to write ads. My most strongly held belief is that chapstick is a scam.

Joined January 2009
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@NFLMemes
NFL Memes
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Never forget Curt Cignetti was asked how he was going to recruit kids to Indiana during his introductory press conference and dropped the hardest quote in history
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@ChrisDavisCW
ChrisD
7 days
Sensitive on that subject, huh?
@TMZ
TMZ
8 days
#EXCLUSIVE 😳 President Trump was filmed flipping off a Ford worker who yelled "pedophile protector" at him. https://t.co/m5nLYtWxxT
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@TeamTalaricoHQ
Team Talarico
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.@ezraklein: “What is, to you, the ‘rage economy’?” @JamesTalarico: “The billionaires own the algorithms and the news networks. They have created for-profit platforms that divide us on an hourly basis — by party, by race, by gender, by religion. They elevate the most extreme
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@TheLeadCNN
The Lead CNN
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CNN's Jake Tapper reports on newly released Jack Smith testimony in which the former Special Counsel says President Trump is most responsible for January 6
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@SenMarkKelly
Senator Mark Kelly
16 days
Over twenty-five years in the U.S. Navy, thirty-nine combat missions, and four missions to space, I risked my life for this country and to defend our Constitution – including the First Amendment rights of every American to speak out. I never expected that the President of the
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@_Zeets
Zito
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The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.
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@ChrisDavisCW
ChrisD
2 months
People can’t afford more kids. On account of a handful of greedy, heartless people have all of the money now.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 months
An immediate increase in the birth rate is needed
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@BostonSatire
Boston Globe Pitchbot
2 months
Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to rob Kevin McCallister’s house
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@NoahGarfinkel
Noah Garfinkel
2 months
Vaxxed?
@anniekarni
Annie Karni
2 months
Wow RFK stadium is gone.
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@SenMarkKelly
Senator Mark Kelly
2 months
When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space
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@ChrisDavisCW
ChrisD
2 months
😶
@PolymarketBlitz
Polymarket Football
2 months
Mike Vrabel is expected to feed RB TreVeyon Henderson a "big load" on Thursday night.
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@ChrisDavisCW
ChrisD
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I agree.
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@ChrisDavisCW
ChrisD
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Kristi Noem is dressing as Kristi Noem for Halloween.
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@CallMeStilly
Stilly
3 months
@JDVance Good boy.
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@ChrisDavisCW
ChrisD
3 months
Probably the last time he wears those, lol.
@nicekicks
Nice Kicks
3 months
Jalen Ramsey brought out custom Steelers-themed Converse SHAI 001 cleats for Thursday Night Football 😮‍💨🔥 @JordonDiab
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@ChrisDavisCW
ChrisD
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Senators say Tkachuk had surgery. Out at least 6 weeks.
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@ChrisDavisCW
ChrisD
3 months
Time for @RobGronkowski to come out of retirement.
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@AwesomeNewsom
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
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POOR MINI-MILLER. AOC SAID YOU'RE 4'10 AND NOW YOU'RE CRYING. (IT'S GONE VIRAL LIKE YOUR STD.) MAYBE YOU AND DONNY DOLLHANDS CAN START A GANG, THE TYRANT TYKES. I WISH I COULD RELATE BUT I CAN'T. I'M 6'3" (MANY SAY 6'5") AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A NAZI ELF. (SORRY)
@AOC
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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I cannot believe they aired this and made him listen to it live 😂 I am crying
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@ChrisDavisCW
ChrisD
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FUCK ICE
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