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👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 Dad / 💻 SWE / 🎨 #Laravel Artisan / 🌶 Meme Lord / 🏁 Motorsports Enthusiast / 🐊 Recovering Florida Man

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Joined March 2009
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Can we go back to a time when we could buy software? Not subscribe. Buy.
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the ultimate career cheat code
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Recruiters when you put PHP on your resume
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Me deciding how I’m going to over-engineer a one page website:
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hello old friend
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The house that PHP built ♥️
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React conferences announcing 20 year old PHP features
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Alright it’s here! Native PHP announcements thread here 👇 #Laracon #LaraconUS
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Self-taught developers: What has been the most valuable habit or action for self-learning?
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How to get followers on Tech Twitter
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Would you recommend JavaScript as a first language to a beginner?
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Modern web development 🚀
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After working in both.. still accurate.
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I stumbled across this, downloaded it, then lost track of where I found it. But, it's too good not to share. If anyone knows the original creator, feel free to drop a mention / credit. Very cool info graphic some javascript array methods!
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POV: you’re on the .NET devs standup.
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Tailwind taught me CSS.
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Don’t learn PHP
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My new gig said they were sending my laptop and I forgot to ask what it was. It just arrived. Oh it’s just a brand new sealed 16” MacBook Pro 🤯
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I’ll tell you the secret to being a wildly successful programmer. Brb, gotta Google it.
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We bought our dream house today in Wake Forest! 🥳
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I’ve just signed an offer as a Senior Software Engineer at a billion dollar company 🎉🚀 To my fellow self-taught, School of Hard Knocks alumni: 👉*Anything* is possible. 👉 You are not an imposter 👉 Go get that 🍞
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Ok, maybe it's not a Lambo but it's definitely the most bougie car I've ever owned 💅 ask and PHP shall giveth
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Reading my own code from 6 months ago 💀
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Held out as long as I could. Vue will still be my ❤️ though.
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The evergreen meme
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Just announced: Laravel Herd, a PHP Laravel development tool for 1 step setup. No homebrew, no other dependencies. Just PHP and composer available in a single step (using valet under the hood I believe) Switch PHP versions from your menu bar, and includes shareable URLs 🤯
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@magnum_d1ngus Yes, I'd never condone it either.
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Next year I’ll be 37. Will I be too old to be a dev?
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Rate my pair programming setup
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Sure, sex is cool, but have you ever ripped out a ton of over-engineered code and dramatically simplified your codebase? 🤌
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We closed on the PHP house today 🥳 I shed a tear pulling into the driveway. I remembered all the YEARS of nights struggling at my computer learning to code, often feeling like a failure and that I didn’t belong in tech. But, I kept going. & I’m so thankful I did. KEEP GOING!
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I was wrong about mechanical keyboards. I love this thing ❤️
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You may not like it, but this is what peak PHP dev looks like.
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React is for people who don’t know Vue exists.
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I’m gonna fill this with so many farts.
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@dallin_stagg I don't think it's consumer demand for subscriptions that killed buy-once software.
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Everything about @TightenCo manifesto is just 🤌 If I ever start an agency, this is *exactly* how I'd run it.
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Why is making friends in your 30s so hard?
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I turn 35 tomorrow. Am I too old to be an engineer now?
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Rate this setup
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PHP memes never die 💀
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Want to learn PHP? Here are my favorite beginner PHP & Laravel resources in no particular order 👇
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FrankenPHP just hit 1.0 and I feel like this is PHP's Bun moment 🥵🔥😍
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Have you ever written a successful regex without googling your way through it, or are you a mortal?
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Livewire 3 feature announcement thread, let’s go! 👇 #LaraconUS #Laracon
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If you’re just learning to code, you’re not an imposter. If you’re writing code, solving problems, etc, then you aren’t pretending to be a dev, you ARE a dev. And we are *so* lucky to have you. You belong here ♥️
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This is a great example by @spatie_be on how the habit of early returns can help make our logic far more readable. Do you use this approach?
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Anyone else feeling burnt the fuck out?
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I’ve reached a milestone 🚀
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I'm just a man, standing in front of an API, waiting for a 200. 🙏
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my timeline right now ❤️
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Secret to Twitter engagement: ❌Coding tips ✅ Pictures of your mechanical keyboard
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Alright #Laravel gang, which do you prefer and why?
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I’m in awe of people who can work a full time job, raise a family, and also create amazing open source projects. It breaks my heart sometimes that 99% of the code I’ve written is some company’s private IP. I really need to get more involved in open source 🥲
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One of the best patterns you can use in Laravel is the Actions pattern. Think of actions as bite-sized single responsibility units of logic. Examples of actions: - Create a user - Send a notification etc.. Here's why they're so powerful 👇
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@AdamRackis I just write PHP and cash my checks.
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Laravel Wordpress
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Got my PHP Lambo 🔥
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This is a 🔥 package: It creates consolidated migrations based on your actual database structure. ❌ Dozens of migration files and/or sharing schema dump files after migration squash 🤌 Clean, consolidated create_table migrations. And it supports all first-party DB drivers!
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Your framework may be cool, but does it have time travel? 💅
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10 years ago I was living in a friend's garage teaching myself to code. This year I became a CTO.
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Flex on me. Tell me your most precious win on 2020 👇
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You just founded your startup. Who are you hiring as your Chief Meme Officer?
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Me introducing WordPress devs to Laravel
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Why is it so hard to find talent? 🤔
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Alrighty, looks like I'm just about to ready to ship this 🚢 Dream is a package to implement common AI / ML tools into your Laravel app with zero setup / boilerplate. It supports AWS Comprehend, and I'm working on an Azure Cognition driver next. You can also build your own!
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Automatic page-based routing coming to Laravel with Laravel Folio. Just drop a blade file in a folder and see it in the browser 💥 No other boilerplate needed. #Laracon #LaraconUS
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@Ash_uxi @figma This is what every single company says after an acquisition. "Nothing will change... ⁽ʸᵉᵗ⁾"
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When you’re watching a foreign language films, do you prefer subtitles or dub? I’m team subtitles.
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I always keep these on my desk.
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When the PHP devs are driving lambos but you write JavaScript
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a different breed.
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My coding goals: 1. Code something useful 2. Sell it. 3. Yeet laptop into the sun. 3. Never code again.
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I have a confession to the PHP community: I don't use PHP Storm 🙈
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@codingmilf I learned to code on YouTube while sleeping in my car / a friends garage on stolen wifi during the Great Recession. Today I’m a Sr Engineer at a billion dollar company. It’s been a *long* journey, but it’s possible. I’m proof 👋
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Ppl who quit their jobs to work in web3
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🌶️ take: DRY is a bad rule we should stop pushing. It often leads to over-engineering for the sake of "maintainability" when often simply repeating things makes the codebase are more readable and maintainable. DRY is a guide post, not a rule.
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I have 14 meetings tomorrow.
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Don’t learn PHP. It’s dead.
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Other Devs: "PHP & Wordpress is so old and outdated. Nobody uses that anymore." PHP & Wordpress Developers:
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How PHP developers travel when not using their Lambos.
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Right back where we started
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Who else? 🥲
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Tech can be a very stressful career. What do you do to de-stress?
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@pattonoswalt Couldn't agree more. That scene made me so strangely happy. That was the story that I wanted to continue.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but building 1 project of your own is worth 10 projects made by following a tutorial.
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Over a decade ago I used to ride the bus and live in a garage. Today I’m building a half million dollar home. Learning to code changed my life, and it can change yours. It took years. There’s no easy path. But the key to the door is persistence.
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Laravel Precognition — pass the same Laravel validation logic to your frontend 🙌 #Laracon #LaraconUS
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Let’s see your PHP Lambos 👇
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Remote fam, what are your rituals for getting out of work mode at the end of the day?
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Laravel Prompts looks fantastic 🥹 #Laracon #LaraconUS
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number 1 growth hack
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Got a wooden palm rest for my new (first) mechanical keyboard. This is escalating quickly 😳
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ITT: ppl realizing much of the tech world isn't X 😅 phpMYadmin is very much still used a LOT Lots of the paying work out there involves working with tools like these because surprise surprise: companies don't switch frameworks every 6 mo like ur vercel app with no users lol
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I love little utilities like this. Generate select forms from PHP enums, arrays and even eloquent query results, ready to return to Blade view, Inertia, or Livewire. Written by @spatie_be because of course it is.
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We eloped! 💍
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We eloped today! 💍👰🏼🤵🏻 Ceremony coming next year 💕
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PHP is the Florida Man of programming languages.
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