Chef Esai Nunez
@ChefCheRollins
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Father, Chef, Open mic comic, retired musician. Puro Tejano.
Houston, TX
Joined November 2022
Wingman of the year award is mine. At Skankfest I helped my friend hook up with her comedian crush, and now they're making plans to see each other again.
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This thanksgiving I musta eaten two Ariana grandes, so I’m still hungry
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I feel so seen
Thankful for uncut Latinos
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I thought I loved long weekends when I was younger but they’re so much better now. Daughter is sleeping in a crib at my parents n I’m about to dog my lady in the basement I got pussy in when I was in high school. I’ve lived a charmed life. Thankful. Life rocks. WFT Sunday at 6pm
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Oh the rock’n’roll halftime show was good and the audience enjoyed it? Crazy! It’s almost like sports fans and dudes in general who watch stuff enjoy talented people enthusiastically playing instruments they’ve mastered.
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I love when your mom is like “This video game is really violent.” Like yeah no shit. It’s called Mortal Kombat you fucking dumbass.
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If elected, I will direct the army to start digging in Antarctica. We are going to find out what is under the ice. — JDFM
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Your 'pork' was a person. Your 'pork' was a person. Your 'pork' was a person. Your 'pork' was a person. Your 'pork' was a person. Your 'pork' was a person.
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Okay I went to the ER. Its not gout, its just an inflamed joint in my foot. Got a steroid shot and I'm back
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Move to Texas and get a job as a brisket jockey at your local Buc-ee’s. Slice that meat thin enough and you’ll be promoted to brisket jockey supervisor in no time. Buy a cookie cutter house in the new development 30 mins away. You might even meet a nice girl who works as a
Did NOT expect freshly cut brisket in a gas station but here we are..
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Do y’all know how MANY foreign objects have to be surgically removed every year??? People will put anything up that ass😂😂
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At Skankfest @ryanlfoster_ looked out at the Mississippi River and said “that’s the Nile of America right there” And I have thought about it every single day since.
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What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?
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Spending Thanksgiving completely alone and I honestly can't wait.
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