Chaz Bentley
@ChazBentley1
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Joined May 2011
"I can't hold the baby, my hands are too full with money and my phone." Society's disordered priorities summarized perfectly in a tweet, everybody.
@kiwimarikat @OldHollowTree thats what i was thinking what if someone just didnt reach their arms out? my hands are usually full, money or phone.
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Should 100% be made illegal and I quite frankly couldn’t give a fuck if you disagree. Wrong on every level.
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So so Gay.
HAAAS ANYONE SEEN ✅ TOTTENHAM ✅ JAMIE O'HARA ✅ THE BIG COCKEREL ✅ 5-4-1 ✅ BEYONCE ✅ TO DARE IS TO DO ME A FAVOUR ✅ CHICK KING ✅ THREE POINT CAFE ✅ THE SKYWALK ✅ AJ TRACEY ✅ SPENCER OLIVER ✅ ALAN SUGAR ✅ JAMIE O'HARA No words needed for Cundy's Has Anyone Seen...
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Think about where we'd be.
Buying Twitter may end up being the most important thing Elon Musk did for humanity. And he's doing a lot.
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Brilliant 🤣
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Zubimendi-Rice-Eze just produced the best overall performance from a midfield unit this season. Total domination of all phases which meant Spurs didn’t create anything. Passing, defensive work, between the lines play, shooting. They’ve got everything covered.
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After this game, Tottenham fans will go back to calling Romero T3 CB in the league. Clockwork.
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Arsenal are the best team in the premier league by a country mile!
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Elite football is so much about athleticism these days, height, strength, speed, engine, Leo Trossard has none of that but he’s still one of the most clutch players at the club. Baller
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Spurs will sit in, be physical and play us up today, a draw wouldn’t even surprise me, players need to be on it, win the physical battle and try and get an early goal. Must win!
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The best combo on a flight. Map and book. 5-6 hours is just enough time to finish an entire book on a trans-atlantic flight Look up after a few pages to ponder the geography of the world and marvel in the wonder of flight
i’m so fascinated by men like this he read “the brutality of modernity” on a 10 hr flight with the map on the whole time
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I hope for Christie’s sake we have a daughter one day. Boisterous household
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"Don’t judge him now. Judge him when he’s won everything, which he will." Declan Rice believes Mikel Arteta will go down as one of the best ever. [@StanSportFC]
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The absolute scenes when that 4th goal went in for these Scottish fans 👏🤣🤣🤣
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After today, Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner have played 3,302 points over the course of their rivalry. Alcaraz has won 1,651. Sinner has won 1,651.
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