I'm:. ⚪gay. ⚪straight. 🔘the England man, and what you’re looking at, is the master plan

RT @NatalieGABand: During the Nuremberg trials, Nazis would say the prisoners that died from disease were only the elderly&children who alw….

RT @Kawaki1307: "Guys he didn't die because we cut his food supplies but cuz we cut his med supplies"

RT @mattylufc_: It’s going to be a wonderful day when Cameron Bancroft releases a book throwing all the Australian bowlers under the bus fo….

In a run of absolutely vile things this country has done in the last two years, this has sent me over the edge. These lot are so so lucky that The Hague can’t hand out the sentences received at Nuremberg.

RT @Kaiserhawk: "You were trying to access Wikipedia, you sick fuck!"

Thank you Instagram algorithm for suggesting this to me. My day has been made by dripped out Kumar

RT @naltathan: 5 day Tests, 4 day discourses.

NOTHING BEATS EINE LUFTWAFFE HOLIDAY, UNT REICH NOW YOU CAN GET 50 MARKS OFF PER MENCHEN.

RT @muwfcsiobhan: omg we have a new prime minister

Welcome back 2005 Freddie Flintoff.

James Schneider’s wife has become left twitter’s Will Still Kenilworth away end 1963 Boxing Day.

RT @bodkin2005:

RT @Devon_OnEarth: Unimaginable that it's now common practice for Labour MPs to send police to your house to arrest you and confiscate your….

RT @rappsgf: OHHHHHHH YES

RT @escapefrommelos: somewhere in the Kremlin in 1980 a Soviet apparatchik must have absolutely lost it when he found out the rubles being….

RT @mattylufc_: Sky Sports cricket commentary and analysis is second to none but the best thing they do is get Shastri commentating on big….

RT @RondelleHobbs: 2007. look at that. not a sniff of fancy dress. no kolo touré or throwing beer around. just pissed lads doing maths. gam….

RT @dan_brigham: The Big Three is just England cricketers claiming some nonsense moral high ground, Aussie press getting sanctimonious abou….

I need us to be the vilest team ever this winter. I mean making Jardine look like a Spirit Of Cricket award winner levels of vile.