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Ranibow Sprimkle

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Official World Record Holder. Variously called 'local character', 'nutjob', and 'quiche eating terrorist sympathiser'. The Jack Dee of Dewatering.

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Joined February 2009
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Ranibow Sprimkle
2 months
Football Prediction time (and yes I have a dreadful record on these!)
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@EPriceJourno
Emily Price
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Although there was an awkward moment where a member of the audience with two young sons said she blamed Llyr Powell for her family feeling unwelcome in Caerphilly. I expect Reform won’t be sharing that clip - so here it is…
@Nigel_Farage
Nigel Farage MP
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A solid performance from @LlyrPowell. 👏
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Ranibow Sprimkle
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I was very impressed with Daisy Cooper's questioning in parliament yesterday (hardly a surprise) but considering how angry and upset she has made some people she clearly did an even better job than I thought!
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Ranibow Sprimkle
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Wow. Just wow... BBC News - Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge - BBC News https://t.co/GC5zXplGPA
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Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.
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This @mrjamesob story about the Nigerian girl who ran away from school is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard
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It'll be irrelevant if it's true and frankly will only happen in a few days so as not to embarrass Trump
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Ranibow Sprimkle
4 days
Fwiw my prediction for the Israel-Gaza peace deal - in a couple of days Netanyahu will announce either Hamas haven't returned all of the dead hostages or they were returned in such a bad condition the deal is off and he'll use it as an excuse to bomb Gaza further and worse
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Ranibow Sprimkle
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That Netanyahu speech may have been one of the most deceptive, unhinged and repulsive speeches I've heard a major politician give. In fact he had his tongue so far up Trumps arse I'm amazed you could hear a word he said
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Ranibow Sprimkle
5 days
Is there a reason why right wing nutjobs are suddenly waging war against parking apps? They've been around for yonks, and are incredibly useful
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Ranibow Sprimkle
6 days
Well twitter is particularly toxic this morning isn't it?
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@LizWebsterSBF
Liz Webster
11 days
✅ Michael Heseltine draws a direct line between the fascist movements of 1930s and today’s far-right surge across Europe and the UK. He reminds readers that post-war peace and prosperity were built through European cooperation, not isolation. Heseltine calls Farage’s rhetoric
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@Halcruttenden
Hal Cruttenden
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I hope nobody tells Robert Jenrick about Chinatown. He’ll go crazy 🤪🤣
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10 days
Paul's Gala Pie looks incredibly dry #gbbo
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Ranibow Sprimkle
10 days
This really is very special. Especially the last line 🤣
@mrhenrymorris
HENRY MORRIS
10 days
This Leo McKinstry column about diversity in adverts is wild.
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Ranibow Sprimkle
12 days
Just catching up on yesterday's #strictly. Whatever the fuck Thomas Skinner did may be one of the most traumatising things ever on the show. And I remember Ann Widdicombe. And John Sergeants marching...horrific stuff
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Ranibow Sprimkle
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Trying to find a non hideous (i.e. non of those on the club website currently) Albion tie for my grans funeral in a couple of weeks. It really shouldn't be as hard to find one as it's proving to be!
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Ranibow Sprimkle
14 days
Well that's very sad BBC News - Keeping Up Appearances star Patricia Routledge dies at 96 https://t.co/EuQeWUj8y8
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She also starred in Alan Bennett's TV monologues and played the BBC's amateur sleuth Hetty Wainthropp.
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@anon_opin
Anon Opin.
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The Countryside Alliance should be thought of in the same way the Taxpayers Alliance is. They clearly aren't alliances in favour of what they claim to represent. They're niche, largely abhorrent lobby groups funded by nefarious means hiding behind a fluffy name.
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Ranibow Sprimkle
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I've always suspected the Daily Mail wasn't actually very good at their reporting, but this seems an INCREDIBLY unlikely headline....
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@theliamnissan
Liam Nissan™
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If you don't want to be called a fascist then maybe quit doing fascist shit all the time
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