Ativan Halen
@CarolinaSong
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it all started when i was born
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Joined February 2010
Because it’s really bad ❤️
Why Taylor Swift didn’t get any Grammy nominations for ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ https://t.co/i0N5rxkIS2
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the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn
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your capitalist queen and maga teacher are getting married 🧨
🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged: “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨”
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Hey, I've never played a video game before: does the government putting the leader's head on a giant banner mean he's the good guy?
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this tweet is an all timer. gonna be thinking about this one ten years from now
me drunk in the club after getting my dentures knocked out and the bouncer asks if I’m okay
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Me and my boy drunk at the Taco Bell register at 1:30 am trying to order an item that hasn't been on the menu for years
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what is the male equivalent of a sundress? does it exist?
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when a hockey player calls u a beauty, u have to understand that’s a sign of great respect in their culture. literally the highest compliment they can give.
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I can't see pics of my friends exploring exotic places without also imagining them having diarrhea
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I'm not doing this alone, we gonns cry together as a family!
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A lawyer on TikTok is performing a weekly list of recently arrested pedophiles in America simply to point out that it’s all youth pastors and politicians, not drag queens
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Every one of his tweets is just like, "Imagine you did a crime and then went to prison for it. Well, that's my current situation."
Think of everything you've done since New Years Eve The places you've been, the people you've spoken to, the experiences you've had. I've been in the exact same room. Every day Every night And they will not let me leave
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If you watch only one video today….make it a monkey washing a cat…
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
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