Camilla Cleese
@CamillaCleese
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Comedian/Writer/Actor/Long legs/Smart Ass. Instagram: @CamillaCleese
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2009
I once was in an elevator with John Hamm and had to resist the urge to say “wanna make a Hamm and Cleese sandwich?” for 11 floors.
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Think I’m gonna start claiming codependents on my tax returns
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I’m feeling overcome with gratitude, not only for what I have, but even more so for what I don’t, and who I am becoming. 🙏🏼
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A video from my daughter @camillacleese…the time her dog Hercules wandered on stage during one of my shows. 🐶🤣 #nationaldaughtersday #daughtersday #nationaldaughterday
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This won’t age well. See you in the morning!
Good bye, Twitter And thanks for dinner, Elon
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I guess when they bought Marvel the villains took over. Holy Moly is this messed up.
Disney is trying to get a wrongful death lawsuit from a grieving husband tossed out of court because he signed up to Disney+ years earlier. His wife suffered a fatal allergic reaction at a Disney Springs restaurant but Disney insist that the husband agreed to arbitrate all
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Serious, if not stupid, question: Could Biden have Obama as his running mate as VP? I know it’s a step down, for @BarackObama but it would give us hope.
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Mark you calendar for March 15 for two shows at the National Automobile Museum featuring @Imkevinfarley and @CamillaCleese. Shows are at 6 and 9 p.m. @renoriverwalk 🎟️Details and tickets: https://t.co/zi2XEeRQcC
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8pm & 10pm stand-up shows! No drink minimum. Tickets at https://t.co/8W9gQXCJW9
@KristinLytie @matt_obrien @wallybaram @RellBattle @_TomRhodes @BrendanFitzgibb @CamillaCleese @ajfaji @juicygena @ScottyCavComedy #losangeles #santamonica #standup #comedyclub
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And if you wear a skirt, he’s allowed to…. 🤮 this is bananas.
A pastor on women wearing shorts: “if you dress like that and you get raped and I'm on the jury, he's going to go free...a man's a man." Sickening.
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This keeps getting better. It’s not a spelling error, it’s a grammatical error.
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Proof that a govt wall won't stop lawless invading illegals
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One of the funniest humans out there, @anylaurie16 has a new special out and you should watch it. You can thank me later.
🎉AVAILABLE NOW 🥳 My New Comedy Special! 💔CIS WOKE GRIEF SL*T HERE-> https://t.co/qBX6YlF2Qo 🍎 APPLE TV 📺AMAZON 🖥️ YOUTUBE 💘Share with Lovers and Haters!!
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We have a fantastic lineup of guests in 2023! Now would be a great time to subscribe! @EricViolette @CamillaCleese and The Cosmic Romantics!
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Thank you so much, we had a great time 🙏🏼
One of the best parts of the show was the glimpse into John and @CamillaCleese’s relationship. I hope MK (and Judah and McCartney too) still want to spend time with me when I’m 84. She also opened up for him and she’s dang funny.
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This is an X-Twitter! It has ceased to tweet! He's expired and gone to meet his maker... @elonmusk
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