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Matt Cohen

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I write movies. I have a small dog named Abe. #HellmuttForever

Los Angeles
Joined February 2009
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7 months
It's been an interesting decade-plus, Twitter friends. Follow me @cameltoad on Insta if you want to see pics of my dog and TMNT toys I buy . Fuck Elon Musk, aka "Apartheid Clyde".
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Matt Cohen
9 months
Babe wake up, a surprise Kendrick album dropped
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9 months
RT @JordanUhl: How the hell do you stage a fight and still make it boring?.
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9 months
Be kind to yourself today and dissociate.
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9 months
Muting every word on here except "Shadow the Hedgehog".
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9 months
RT @CamelToad: Elon Musk and Joe Rogan walk into a bar. QUICK! WE NEED TO SEAL THIS BAR UP FROM THE OUTSIDE.
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9 months
RT @CamelToad: Joe Rogan was a bad idea.
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9 months
The good news is the DNC has four more years to do nothing about this!. Surfboard emoji.
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9 months
RT @DylanGelula: I think democrats should try campaigning as republicans six more times then call it.
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9 months
RT @MNateShyamalan: it’s not too late let’s get liz cheney back out there.
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9 months
Hey don't blame me, I voted for 1998's "The Sphere".
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9 months
Every four years the fate of hundreds of millions of people is decided by Eagles fans and I think that's funny.
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9 months
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9 months
RT @ZackBornstein: Watching Uncut Gems to relax.
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9 months
I take solace in the fact that this much of the population was always functionally braindead. It's mostly not even their faults. It's just naive to think that we havent always lived in two very different Americas.
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9 months
Wake me if we stave off fascism for another four years.
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9 months
RT @pussyrrriot: America, don't fuck it up, you won't love it in Putin's Russia.
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9 months
If I can sway even one person to vote, we live in the dumbest reality ever but; vote, and not for Trump. Thanks!.
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9 months
RT @theliamnissan: Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind
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