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"Even your dumb opinions are smart guy dumb opinions" - @eternalsean
Nowheresville, USA
Joined June 2011
LLM that keeps telling people to break up because it’s been trained on relationship advice subreddits
first breakup in the friend group caused by one partner having LLM psychosis
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Famously no European wars ever started in August
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How it feels to be monitoring the situation in Iran & Cuba
JUST IN: Cuban protestors reportedly storm the Communist Party headquarters.
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The Habsburgs have a family WhatsApp group. I mean, of course they have, but I can't stop grinning about it.
Wenn ich euch zeigen können, wie sehr sich die Familienmitglieder auf unserer Habsburger-Whatsappgruppe über diesen Cartoon ablachen 😅
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Slopulism final boss:
I’ve finally found an Alabama political candidate worth believing in. I, too, would like to see DHR cleaned up, more support for veterans, legalized “sex stores” and making Montgomery a “strip club city” 🤣
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Have you ever heard of the French Revolution?
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We have people who still don't realize that just because military personal gets in a civilian vehicle they don't stop being military personal
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the normalization of baby-wearing and breastfeeding in public spaces is the easiest pro-natal thing to advocate for, but ofc for moids on the right it's not actually about natalism it's about the expectation that having children should chain women to the domestic sphere
This foid brought a tiny baby into the chamber. Women are brats by nature. They make provocative displays and demand more and more rights until you put them in their place. Get them out of politics.
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"No taxes" is like running for student council president on a platform of "no homework"
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"Germany was crushing it in 1916" Germany in 1916:
You're not ready for what $200 oil would result in for the average person.
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to be fair to poppy bush, operation desert storm was what US interventionism should actually look like
The last 3 Republican presidents have started a war in the gulf region.
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Man, that's crazy! So which society was more effective at feeding people?
'Help for the hungry, American style' — Soviet anti-American poster (ca. 1984) showing a US bayonet slicing bread into bombs.
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After a Conservative minister advises The Queen Mother not to employ homosexuals, she replies, “well, we’d have to go self-service [without them].”
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This is why they killed him ✊🥺
@fredzannarbor @Kaepernick7 @CoachJim4UM With a hard work ethic Inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days.
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I just saw a Twitter exchange about Grace with someone saying Grace is a minor in her 20s and I genuinely had to check the location because I couldn’t believe a tweet so dumb wasn’t bait
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Man, that would be absolutely insane. Imagine if Iran decided to help Russia and its attack drones hit Ukrainian cities every night.
Iran threatens Ukraine with strikes, claiming Kyiv’s alleged support for Israel — including drone assistance — makes the entire territory of Ukraine a “legitimate target,” said Ibrahim Azizi, head of Iran’s parliamentary commission on national security.
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Trump calls for allied warships to secure the Strait of Hormuz, saying multiple countries will join the U.S. to keep the critical shipping lane “open and safe.” So far, no nations have confirmed plans. https://t.co/YegjS72vuX
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