William Jolly Bryan
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17 | He/Him | 41st United States Secretary of State | Thrice Democratic Nominee for President | ❤️ @algore ❤️
Lincoln, Nebraska
Joined August 2025
You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!
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Do I mean nothing to you people?
Kamala Harris says “Some people have said I was the most qualified candidate ever to run for president." What is your reaction to that....??👀
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Have slippery slides gotten less slippery, or have I gotten more sticky?
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Unironically though, being woke makes it easier to get a girlfriend
this take drives me insane because "helping young men" doesn't actually mean helping young men, it means giving them girlfriends politics is not supposed to give you a girlfriend it's fucking asinine to try and incentivize young men to join the left by promising them girlfriends
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He looks like what transphobes thing Hunter Schafer looks like and I mean that as such a compliment
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Without using google, name a true free-silver Bryanite patriot.
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How it feels when you rock up to the function (your 7 year old cousins bday) and the trampoline place is blasting jeff buckley
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My own personal list: 🇬🇧Harold Wilson (1976) 🇺🇸LBJ (1969) 🇨🇦Pierre Trudeau (1984) 🇩🇪Willy Brandt (1974) 🇫🇷Francois Mitterrand (1995) 🇦🇺Paul Keating (1996) 🇳🇿Helen Clark (2008) 🇷🇺 fuck man idk, probably Lenin even though he was very flawed
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Well, this certainly is a list
The last time different countries had a great (8/10 or higher) leader: 🇬🇧 Tony Blair (2007) 🇺🇸 Bill Clinton (2000) 🇨🇦 Justin Trudeau (2025) 🇩🇪 Helmut Kohl (1998) 🇫🇷 Emmanuel Macron (Now) 🇦🇺 Bob Hawke (1991) 🇳🇿 Helen Clark (2008) 🇷🇺 Peter the Great (1725)
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A+ Pollster with Beshear already at 6%🧐
AtlasIntel poll | 12/15-12/19 2028 presidential primaries 🟦Democratic Gavin Newsom 35.4% AOC 16.0% Pete Buttigieg 14.5% Kamala Harris 7.8% Josh Shapiro 6.1% Andy Beshear 5.8% Tim Walz 4.3% Cory Booker 2.5% Gretchen Whitmer 1.8% Ro Khanna 1.8% Rahm Emanuel 1.1% Wes Moore 1.1%
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No likes, you people don't care whether I live or die 😢
Nearly stepped on an eastern brown snake while running today, good thing I didn't because then I'd be #WilliamDeadingsBryan
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How it feels to make a swing district in DRA by combining a small blue city in the middle of nowhere with the surrounding deep red precincts
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The American electorate largely supports "progressive" Democratic policies like taxing the rich, but they want to see it done with a moderate tone. This is why Andy Beshear must be the nominee in 2028
Generic Presidential Polling: 🔵 Progressive DEM: 43% 🔴 MAGA GOP: 42% 🔴 Moderate GOP: 48% 🔵 Progressive DEM: 36% 🔵 Moderate DEM: 47% 🔴 MAGA GOP: 38% 🔴 Moderate GOP: 44% 🔵 Moderate DEM: 39% Emerson / Dec 15, 2025
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Nearly stepped on an eastern brown snake while running today, good thing I didn't because then I'd be #WilliamDeadingsBryan
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bro's living in San Francisco under the reign of Emperor Norton
Ruled by a monarchy within a republic
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.@JamesTalarico to @BrianTylerCohen: If I’m elected, the first thing I’m going to tackle is comprehensive political reform: Banning Super PACs, banning members of Congress from trading stocks, and banning gerrymandering nationwide.
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Surely this can't be right? Nebraska and New Hampshire both are impossible at least
Every state split in half by population – the densest half and least dense half
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is it just me, or does she give of peak nancy pelosi vibes?
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unrelated, but what the fuck is poppy's fit here notch lapels on a TUXEDO??? and that waistcoat oh my god it's horrible
Reflecting on leadership, President Bush stated that the chosen leader should strive for "quieter, deeper successes that are made not of gold and silk, but of better hearts and finer souls."
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