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Y’all really thought USA were going to go to the Middle East and not eliminate someone?! It’s what we do best.
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It kinda takes the fun out of it when you always know it’s your wife. She ain’t got some friends or something she can mix in??
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This is clearly you lmaooooo
The most recent obsession from the media claiming that I am a drag Queen or “performed” as a drag Queen is categorically false.
The media continues to make outrageous claims about my life while I am working to deliver results.
I will not be distracted nor fazed by this.
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Michael Irvin makes cocaine seem so much fun.
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She lives her Raps. Can’t say she a fake lol
BREAKING: ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ author Nancy Crampton Brophy has been found guilty of her husband's murder.
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She’s gorgeous, Harry can’t hide from me forever. Whenever that man steps foot in Texas we are fighting to the death for her hand.
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@MrGee54
Twitter is not a safe space, never reveal your love ones. Especially if you are going to make wild ass comments. The Game is the Game lol
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@SheerOpulence2
That man is going to be in Ukraine putting up Wilt numbers by the end of the week.
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You really living this tweet. Damn….
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I’m crying they got this man in a proof of life video trying to show he ain’t dead… yet lmfaoooooooo
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@big_business_
“Yeah man the playoffs have been crazy this year, Warriors might take it all”
Brandon - “has your depression ever made you think about jumping off a bridge”
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Didn’t this already happen on January 6th??
Kyle, Texas is attempting to break world record for largest gathering of people named 'Kyle'
Kyle needs 2,326 Kyles to set the Guinness World Record, it will be held at the Kyle Fair A Tex-Travaganza May 18
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The funniest part about how Will slapped the piss out of Chris Rock is how everyone comforted him like if he was the victim afterwards lmaooo
Bradley Cooper can have (1) one Oscar as a treat if he explains what he said to Will right after The Slap™
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This reminds me of the dude here in Texas who sold his old Plumbing Company Truck to a dealership which then somehow ended up in Syria with with some Terrorists. Bro sued because people were threatening him thinking he was somehow connected with Syrian Jihadis lmfaooo
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When we found out 21 Savage was a Red Coat. The memes were amazing
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My King surprising me with Lunch ❤️
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Because people are actually taking their kids to the doctor to get diagnosed rather than just ignoring it and saying their child is just weird/bad.
So many kids are being diagnosed w autism these days what’s up w that
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Me finding out I am no longer Mexican since I was born in Dallas and not Mexico. I guess my brown skin and family being from Mexico no longer counts. Ahhh damn. Am I white now? Can I choose what race I can be?! Do I hit Race Free agency?! Please tell me how this works.
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Same, never been so confident. Unless Quinn has a massive meltdown it should be an easy Dub. This OU team isn’t talented lol
Usually I’m a ball of nerves during Texas OU week but I just legit don’t see a path to victory for OU. I’m not stressed at all.
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Many Men forever will be my favorite 50 cent song. Had 12 year old Bryan in the suburbs moving different 😤 lol
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My god she is so so so fine…. Still waiting on Harry to accept my Duel to the Death for her hand.
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@Lee_Devious
He’s such an idiot he just can’t do anything to make himself look a tiny bit better lol
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@MrGee54
So the moral of the story is to skip the wining and dining part and just go ahead and start kidnapping the broads??
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Dane Cook was also never funny and I will die on that hill. Also dating an 18 year old when you are like 45 is extremely weird.
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Bo Nix just needs to go ahead and focus on being a Manager at a Enterprise Car Rental. This Football thing is over.
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@fadecorner
Imagine wanting to see Hollywood Brown drop passes while getting some coochie 🤢
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Surgeons finding out they can simply reinstall the organs and reboot the patient like a computer??
if a deceased person’s organs can be donated then why not try to reinstall the organs to bring the person back to life? 🧍♀️
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Salmas Titties are GENERATIONAL. She slaps you with one of them thangs you are gonna start talking like Herschel Walker. Them thangs are a thangin.
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Zendaya is so damn fine you have to find a photo of her playing a drug addict just so she looks a little less beautiful.
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No it’s not. The same way y’all are happy you have kids we can be happy we don’t have any. Some of y’all just regret having kids and want people to be miserable with y’all. In conclusion…
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@mr_blah_blah_
If you aren’t gonna block for my QB with the same intensity you tried to stop the steal then I don’t want you
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I mean??? Idk man but if I dated a woman who was like a Nazi I feel it’s pretty fair to criticize me lol
Rolling Stone writes Taylor Swift should not be held responsible for racist controversy surrounding Matty Healy:
“For the last 17 years, we’ve held this woman responsible for the actions of men she chooses to spend time with, and it’s time to stop.”
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I still randomly think about this Tweet and laugh.
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Me in the patient room fighting for my life while my nurse shows off her new BBL on Snap
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Fellas, what is the proper way to approach a lady for a date? Let’s discuss.
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Man opened the door to tell her to stop lying and closed it lmaooo
Hahahaha David Beckham wasn’t having Victoria as coming from a working class family.
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I’m 33 and I haven’t killed anybody. You are insane.
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@EricTrillman_
“The only person allowed in our home or inside my wife is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ”
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People are acting like this wouldn’t be an answer most women would say? Do y’all know woman in real life? Or just the viral clips y’all see on here. I’m convinced a lot of y’all don’t actually know real women lol
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@fadecorner
She’s really done a good job of hiding those nukes under a blazer all those years. But we ain’t fooled, we know those Massive Mommy Milkers are there.
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Leave Toe sucking, Astrology and Sushi behind in 2023. Be a better person.
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She died of COVID, oh well if only there was something she could have taken to significantly diminish the odds of dying from that 🤔
Diamond of the pro-Trump duo Diamond and Silk, has died, Trump announced
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@MrGee54
Me at the Pump watching Ciara throw ass after it cost me 73 dollars to fill up the Jetta.
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@big_business_
Every single player not named Christian Wood is a Costco Cashier, he’s not wrong.
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@MucciFlipFlop
My favorite ones is where you will see an article like 11 year old kid starts business and makes X amount of money, like oh man that’s super impressive! Then you find out there dad is like a billionaire in that certain industry lol
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Are the Passport Bros not aware that these sex workers are tied with the Cartel? Like killing you and throwing you in a Barrel of Acid is just a regular Tuesday for them.
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The Greatest Tweet of All Time.I think about it at least once a week.
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Meanwhile my governor can’t even walk up a flight of stairs.
Gov. Wes Moore shotgunning a beer with Ravens tailgaters
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Got this woman a Stanley Cup and a Taylor Swift Cup (she loves) for Valentines tomm. I’m going all in lol
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I genuinely wonder like what they are doing. Just making small talk? Playing some cards? Jacking off and crying? I’m really curious.
The U.S. Coast Guard gives an update on the submersible, estimating “about 40 hours of breathable air left”
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Maybe it’s a bit of Hot Take by me but I’ve always been Pro *checks notes* women being able to have internal organs idk.
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Her father is Marc fucking Anthony. This is like having Steph and Ben Simmons as family members and choosing to learn how to shoot from Ben.
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This will always be my favorite Tweet of all time.
When this hellsite eventually collapses on itself, what's that one tweet that you will carry with you always?
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When I go to Hell and see Yolanda I promise you guys I will beat her ass everyday. This is the Mexican version of princess Diana dying lol
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We were eating Pizza while drinking chocolate Milk. I’m surprised some of us didn’t die lol
And they’d just sprinkle sawdust on it and tell you to keep it moving lmaoooo
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No, suppress your feelings/emotions by abusing alcohol until you eventually die of hypertension like a real man.
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Suarez crying like a bitch is Football Heritage
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He looks like a happy man to me, that’s all that matters. Porn cooked some of y’alls brains for real. Go outside and touch grass.
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Me finding out Twitter didn’t die and I probably shouldn’t have been acting wild in the DM’s I was sending last night.
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The fact some people are actually defending her is insane to me. You cannot fucking pepper spray a teacher because he confiscated her phone for like 45 minutes. You people are not serious man lol
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One time I was at a bar with the girl I was dating at the time and this old white dude came up to me looked at me in the eyes and said you out kicked your coverage son.I was like thanks?? Like Bill if you don’t get the fuck out my face ima punch you straight in your pacemaker.
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Yes, miserable losers like you that constantly tweet about her when all she does is simply cheer for her Boyfriend.
Is there a more annoying human being on planet Earth than Taylor Swift?
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Do you know how Batshit crazy Kanye has to be when Ozzy Osbourne is literally like nah man I want absolutely nothing to do with you lmao
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If you actually had a man offering you all of this you wouldn’t be on here tweeting this….
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Bonnie killed a Crypto Bro that day
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Well they didn’t… a lot of people died even at any early age. Vaccines are the like greatest thing we ever created and people shit on them all the time. It’s so insane to me lol
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Would empty my savings account to buy her workout shorts unwashed.
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Brian Kelly 2nd half adjustments
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