Seinfeld cast voting for mayor: seinfeld: cuomo elaine: mamdani kramer: sliwa george: wears an i voted sticker, didn’t vote The whole episode would be about George trying to get the sticker just to get a date with a women who works at the polling place with indecipherable

Zohran Mamdani built an anti-loneliness campaign. He met voters who were attached to screens, isolated from the pandemic, spiritually unmoored — and got them out of the house, because the political, to them, was personal. W/ the wonderful @boreskes

Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere

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one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

This is actually the reality of what every meal looks like a man > eating by yourself: $15 > eating with gf or wife: $120

It just occurred to me that in the next 10-15 years the vast majority of Australian Vietnamese bakery owners will retire & now that their kids are all pharmacists or investment bankers or plasterers or whatever we’re going to face an absolutely catastrophic Bánh mì supply crisis.

When performance meets style, it looks like this. JAXXON, the choice of athletes who never compromise.

“what is your WiFi password” “It’s on the back of the router” Router:

everything we say at funerals should be said at birthday parties instead. we leave so much love unspoken

who decided that skeletons are scary be honestly i’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room

We have returned, like we’ll always do. 📍Gaza City

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Kookaburra - Jerrabomberra Wetlands, yesterday

"The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best." - Epictetus

Went to the mall today and in typical form failed to note where I parked. Instead of looking for it, I tried something crazy and summoned the car from the Tesla app. 30 seconds later, the empty car emerged from one of the lanes and pulled up in front of me. We live in the future.

Two weeks until publication day! #stoicism

Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.

"Stop drifting. Write off your hopes, and if your well-being matters to you, be your own savior." Marcus Aurelius

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It wasn’t a ‘mishap’. It was a deliberate ‘double strike’ mass killing of hospital workers, journalists, and other civilians.

What possible justification is there for this, @netanyahu ?