Brian Miller
@BrianMillerAd
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Lawyer, jokes, Oxford commas
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2008
I think Jada looks very handsome with a bald head, so I don’t understand why Will Smith would be so self-conscious about it? #WillSmith #Oscars #AcademyAwards2022 #chrisrock @willsmith @chrisrock #AcademyAward #Oscars #Oscars2022 #Oscar #OscarsFanFavorite.
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How come no one has started a ramen restaurant called “Everybody Loves Ramen”?.
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Man, I've never felt as sad about a celebrity's death as I do about @normmacdonald. No words will do him justice, so I'll just leave you with my fav Norm joke. It starts at 5:47 into the vid. RIP, Norm.
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What will that future look like? I predict lots of @mvmt watches, @audible_com audiobooks, and @BlueChew boner pills. 2071 is going to be so fucking siiiiicccckkkk. The water’s looking warm, friends.
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In the future, will today’s IG influencers become de facto thought leaders? They managed to gather millions of followers when they were super young and hot and everyone isn’t going to decide to unfollow them all the sudden as they slowly age? #deepthoughts.
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*billion dollar - Wow, I’m a fucking idiot. 🤦🏻 Jesus. Fucking. Christ. No one was going to tell me about that typo? While we’re on the subject, is anything stuck in my teeth? Just fucking kill me now. Am I right?.
Here’s a billionaire idea waiting to happen that I’ll do nothing to develop, but will wait for someone else to and then bitch about how I had the idea first: gamifying fact-checking to increase credibility re news sources.
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Here you go, some redline edits and a free lesson in concision. @CNN @ChrisCillizza @NewYorkStateAG #AndrewCuomo #CNN
Lol @CNN, pretty sure just 8 of those 35 words will do just fine. You know, the 8 that say "the Governor engaged in conduct constituting sexual harassment"?. @ChrisCillizza and @NewYorkStateAG both bein' #SuperfluousAF #CNN #AndrewCuomo.
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Lol @CNN, pretty sure just 8 of those 35 words will do just fine. You know, the 8 that say "the Governor engaged in conduct constituting sexual harassment"?. @ChrisCillizza and @NewYorkStateAG both bein' #SuperfluousAF #CNN #AndrewCuomo.
"With those 35 words from the investigators in New York Attorney General Letitia James' office, the political career of the New York Democrat likely has come to an end," writes @ChrisCillizza | Analysis
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In case you didn’t know…Flo Rida’s name is just “FLORIDA” with a space between the “O” and “R.” Now you know, and I’m sorry.
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Just discovered this emoji 👰🏻♂️👰🏼♂️👰🏽♂️👰🏾♂️👰🏿♂️ exists, but I can’t get a dude breastfeeding? 🤱🏻🤱🏼🤱🏽🤱🏾🤱🏿 You call that representation @SteveJobsFilm, what the fuck? #DoBetter.
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^ Obviously a hugely broad premise and the $$ will be in the development, details, and implementation but—again—I’ll put zero energy into this. Brilliant minds of Twitter…have at it….
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Here’s a billionaire idea waiting to happen that I’ll do nothing to develop, but will wait for someone else to and then bitch about how I had the idea first: gamifying fact-checking to increase credibility re news sources.
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Why are people so afraid to say they have regrets? I regret like 5 things a day. It’s not even 1:00 p.m. and I already have at least 3 regrets so far today. Are people just dishonest, or what’s going on?.
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Jesus…how did this single tweet somehow suck me into hours of Twitter sleuthing to understand the drama happening between @BretWeinstein @BetterSkeptics @socialevol @alexandrosM ….
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Went out of focus while mindlessly plucking my eyebrows for 30 minutes. Sure, I guess I’ll look surprised for the 3 months. 😧🧐 Thanks A.D.D.
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People who look up synonyms for every other word confabulate perturbingly.
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On one end of the spectrum, we have a country hailing an athlete as a hero for dropping out due to mental health concerns. On the other, we have a country calling athletes traitors for getting second place. Can everyone just fucking cool it? K, thx.
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Depression is searching the App Store on your iPhone hoping to find something that will change your life.
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