Brett Gering
@BrettGering
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Artist | Writer | Cordial ex of @BleacherReport and @FanSided.
Lawrence, Kansas
Joined June 2009
Ive been killing it with older people lately. They'll ask "how's it goin?" So ill respond "another day" They'll say back "another dollar, right?" Then it hit them with a "hopefully more than one" And they're LOVING IT
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If Sherman’s plight isn’t a metaphor for life in 2025 I dunno what is 🤣
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Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room
can everyone give me a hack for getting energy quick that isn’t caffeine, isn’t a nap, isn’t working out, isn’t a snack, and isn’t drugs
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me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same
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It’s the off season but you know I keep that thing on me
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Someone on here said "Cam Newton dresses like he controls a hot air balloon." I cackled and haven't been able to unsee it since then.
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If you send me an email through X, I am sending you back a virus the likes of which has not been seen since the Bubonic Plague
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It’s hilarious to me that every microwave has a “popcorn” button and every package of microwave popcorn says DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON
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Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."
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Shot some craps for first time this trip. Busted on my 2nd roll. Dude derisively says “Nice roll Blues Clues.” Heading to my room to weep at the most cutting put down I’ve ever received in my life.
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Me on my way to work, masculinely:
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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1 monkey recovered safely, 42 others remain on the run from South Carolina lab
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Calgary stopped adding fluoride to its water in 2011. What happened? "The need for intravenous antibiotic therapy by children to avoid death by infection rose 700% at the Alberta Children’s Hospital." - Dr. James Dickinson @ University of Calgary https://t.co/UVRewk3ggy
Just interviewed RFK Jr., who said he spent two days last week with Trump and, now that the election is won, RFK repeats that the new administration will recommend getting flouride out of drinking water on Jan. 20. Adds the administration will give "information" on vaccines.
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