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Massive idiot, Food Hodler, but I travel more than you and that travel blogger so hah.

Dallas, TX
Joined January 2012
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@Brentity
Brent Philbin
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Happy unemployment day to all the tourney grinders out there. And for those that keep going that bill on Oct 15 2027 is gonna be a BITCH
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@AwesomeNewsom
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
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FIFA HAS DETERMINED THAT DURING DONALD TRUMP'S 20 MINUTE SPEECH, THERE WERE 30 SECONDS OF HONESTY. ACCORDINGLY, TRUMP WILL BE AWARDED FIFA'S PRESTIGIOUS MEDAL OF HONESTY WHICH COMES WITH A HELLO KITTY STICKER.
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@FFDynastyGrill
The Dynasty Grill
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“How does it feel to lose Mahomes for the rest of the fantasy playoffs?”..
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@Brentity
Brent Philbin
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Instructions unclear. We made the convicted felon president.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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It works
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@Andy_Bloch
Andy Bloch
2 months
Why are people so afraid of Zohran Mamdani? He'll be the mayor of under 3% of the US population. If he enacts socialist policies that fail he'll lose the next election and they won't be adopted anywhere else. Maybe they're afraid he will succeed?
@BillAckman
Bill Ackman
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The Democratic Party is in the final stages of destroying itself. It is about to be replaced by the Socialist Party. The NYC mayoral election is not just about the future of NYC. It is also about the future of our country.
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@MariaHo
Maria Ho
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Throughout my career, I’ve tried to steer clear of the high-stakes private games scene. The few times I’ve ventured into them, they always felt like a losing proposition. Even if you personally know one of the game organizers, the risk of being cheated looms large when there’s
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@JoeyPascoMTG
Joey Pasco
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For 30+ years I barely ever touched another TCG; I was so devoted to Magic, I had no interest in putting my resources elsewhere. Lorwyn & Dandân aside, today's announcements are just *crushing* to me. To see what this game—my favorite hobby—has turned into… I am so, so sad.
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@KennethDredd
Kenneth Dredd
3 months
You’re hiding Tylenol under the floorboards, are you not?
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@thescottbarber
Scott Barber
3 months
Putting wheels on this cross to bear is the best possible metaphor for American Evangelicalism
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@Brentity
Brent Philbin
3 months
And religion. Fuck. This. White. House.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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Without borders, law and order, and religion, you don't have a country.
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@pattonoswalt
Patton Oswalt
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@joromiahh
huey freeman
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A professor at the University of Oxford just predicted Americans only have 400 days to save our democracy. Anyway, cheers.
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@TheOmniLiberal
Destiny | Steven Bonnell II
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@TheTNHoller
The Tennessee Holler
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LETTERMAN ON KIMMEL: “We all see where this is going, correct? It’s managed media. It’s ridiculous… You can’t going around firing somebody because you’re fearful or trying to suck up to an authoritarian, criminal administration. That’s just not how this works.”
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@lindseyyok
lindsey ok
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It’s funny bc he said he was going to do this, and you all called us crazy. This is very scary. Even for those of you that support him, it should scare you
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@whstancil
Will Stancil
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Dictatorship has arrived. They think they're far enough along they can start bragging about it.
@JPHilllllll
Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell)
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Had to double check this was real. It is. This is Trump’s FCC Chair.
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@ProudSocialist
Power to the People ☭🕊
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@Vincinnatus
Vincinnatus 🇺🇸🐊
4 months
Never voted Democrat in 35 years. Fought them every step of the way. Yet, I'm agreeing with them daily now. That’s not me changing. That’s the GOP going off the rails. Way, way off.
@mehdirhasan
Mehdi Hasan
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If this isn’t a call for open, violent, unadulterated fascism and authoritarianism, from a top adviser to the president, then what is it? Seriously, what the hell is it?
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@MattBelloni
Matthew Belloni
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LOST writer-producer Damon Lindelof says he won’t work with Disney unless Kimmel js reinstated. I’m hearing other talent weighing similar pledges.
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