Think I'm going to retire from this website for a while (other than for work). Bye friends ✌️

"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

Daddy Jansen

Whoever threw their voice in the Jays bullpen to get John Schneider thrown out deserves a raise

Eastern timezone fans who stayed up don't read this

For once I am jealous of eastern timezone fans who couldn't stay up to watch that loss

Earth to John Schneider

Danny Jansen is the most clutch human in existence

forever thinking about how Bergeron had his whole locker room watch Kyle Beach's interview together and reflect on it because he wanted them to understand how important it is to support him or anyone else going through something similar if it were to happen on their team

George Springer stop hitting into double plays challenge

me watching Titanic: what are those musicians DOING me on Twitter still: oh I get it

So what's the consensus so far for hockey Twitter

I guess from now on everything is just going to be really stupid, all the time.

https://t.co/6SrLKsUcuL

I created a Threads and Bluesky account but I might just retire peacefully into the abyss

There has to be a way more fun way to lose billions of dollars than the way Elon is going about it. Here, someone give me billions of dollars. I'll show you.

Yucky yucky yucky

The Blue Jays I am simply asking you to not kill me

After working at tech startups for a few years now, I cannot imagine the emotional toll it would cause to build something for years and then have a leader come in whose dad didn't love him enough or whatever and blow up everything you've been working on in seconds.

A blue checkmark is nothing more than a license to spam now.