Birdies Bidness
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Yall ever see someone post their dinner and think what vomit blender did they pour that from?.
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Just held a blue eyed, chunky baby and now my ovaries hurt. Weird.
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Hey guys did you know there's breast milk flavored ice cream. Which one of you sick fucks brainstormed that idea?.
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Spinach, in your smoothie? What're you trying to get pregnant?.
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Oh, no. Sorry. That wasn't me, it was my Twitter fingers.
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RT @MoMohler: In college I failed astronomy class because I thought they were saying “meatier shower.”.
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Oh nothing, just talking with my co worker about why she had to ride the short bus in middle school.
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