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it’s Billy btw Cats are Opal and Odette and I like birds and taking pictures but everything else is currently subject to an NDA | @billosopherking = moot alt
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Dung-scraper at Cesspit (425-435)
Dead at Deceased (435-514)
Reconstituted Vessel of Demon at Dungeon (514)
Pile of Ash at Dungeon (514-539)
Reforged Acolyte at Hidden Garden (539-550)
Headmaster at Monastery (550-768; 814-1804)
Wise One at Hidden Temple (1805 - Present)
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Almost every Egyptian hieroglyph is in Unicode which means you can type 𓂸 and 𓂺
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hey I breached containment if you wanna get drinks later
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Throwing this and yelling “Storm of blades!”
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Naming my sons Cain and Abel just to see what happens
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I was meant to be blown to smithereens by a 12-pound cannonball while an eleven year old played a drum nearby…not this
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My boss says that my prophecies are scaring people. I knew she’d say that
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Nightmare…I just sent a work email with seven exclamation marks in the greeting because my keyboard got stuck as I was hitting send. I have to flee the country
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some proof plus boob hieroglyph (which is less interesting unfortunately) plus relief from Kom Ombo temple (supposedly; less confident about that one)
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7% of people think ordering a suicide charge and then lighting yourself on fire in despair is good statesmanship
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Hey can I chill at your palace for a while? I got overthrown
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I was watching a youtube video of the Kyrgyz mountains in March of last year off one beer and it moved me so deeply I dumped a ton of money into travel and reprioritized it in my life. Thank you Kyrgyzstan for reminding me to live
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First day as a lawyer was awful 😞 didnt even know you could get the death penalty in traffic court
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Some icebreaker ideas for your next work meeting:
- what are your religious beliefs?
- who did you vote for in the last election?
- who’s the hottest person in the company?
- favorite drunk story?
- what’s the hardest drug you’ve tried?
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@carsonworb
what the fuck I just looked at my mentions and thought “why is my own reply in my mentions)
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Me and the guys are gonna stand in an alley and snap our fingers after work if you wanna swing by
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whenever someone describes something as “Byzantine” I just think “oh cool” and forget it’s supposed to be a bad thing
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@GaterHouser
The first recorded peace movement (peace and truce of god) began because the knights just kept slaughtering everyone lol
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(On a date with a 22 year old) Yeah I love Charli. She’s mother to me
(On a date with a 35 year old) I have to stretch every morning or I ail.
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Does anyone have any theories about what was going on prior to the Big Bang
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I’m under-leveled for this meeting and was one-hit by the client
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A congresswoman died in a car crash today and it didnt make any ripples at all lol
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I’ve really come around on this guy. His modded xbox controllers really opened my eyes. We’re not so different, he and I. Except in tallent, wealth, fame, and attractiveness. Two sides of the same coin. That got pressed through one of those novelty penny presses
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anyone have any experience surviving fatal wounds? Some guy cut my head off
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*suburbanite who sees that their tacky Amazon order will take three days to arrive instead of one* Y’all, we all need to learn how to grow crops. Buy a gun. Shit is falling apart
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Maddening that the middle Egyptian word “dšrt” (deshert) that means “the red land,” or the wastes beyond the Nile, has nothing to do with the English word “desert.” What are the goddamn odds of that
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@LegoRacers2
Is this based on folklore prevalence? Old laws? Sales of related movies? I demand to know your dataset
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@Forever_Wario
(Not controlled by a mind-controlling fungus) Why are we all anti-fungus…I say “pass me more fungus”
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This is where they hid the Mormon Atomics
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Worrying development: she has learned how to open a firmly shut door
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@MissPavIichenko
"Colombia is magical realism" just sounds like a grad student hot take on twitter
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object permanence is overrated. why do I need to know about things I can’t see
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@EternalDago
Josh from Drake and Josh but always with the caveat that it was when he was fat
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“I never see you at the club” I never see you in my prophesy
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(talking about something a mutual tweeted) A colleague of mine told me…
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the feature was implemented years ago if you have a shred of charisma
Elon Musk is considering launching a "dating" feature on Twitter.
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can we talk about how depression causes memory loss
There is something seriously wrong with this generation. Infantilised and proud of it.
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I am going to train my mind to see the world like this in 2023
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No stigmata *swipes left*
No stigmata *swipes left*
No stigmata *swipes left*
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twitter acts like you can just go to the therapy tree and shake the therapy trunk and some therapy fruit will fall off the therapy branches for you free of charge
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Birdwatching in my chicken socks so the birds know I’m friendly
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Joseph Biden has consolidated power and taken the regal name Brandon I
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Byzantine lawyer bragging to a colleague about getting his client’s sentence reduced from castration to blinding
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I'm 200M years old.
And I run a $30 portfolio of businesses.
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(Courting you like a bird) hey check out this dance I made up
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The LotR Two Towers movie came out in 2002 and so I, being about six years old, thought there was some connection to the Twin Towers I just didn’t understand
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Sometimes I’ll go birding and find nothing, except for a blue heron. It’s happened enough times that I call it my consolation blue heron
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