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Marxist-Leninist ☭ Sister Administrator ☭ a little dog’s best friend
Undisclosed bunker, Tirana
Joined January 2019
First of all they wouldn’t have any idea what a furry is and still wouldn’t get it even if you explained it to them, second of all Ben Franklin would be into it
Gaines: A self-identified furry running for congress. Our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves.
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Closing the government, accomplishing nothing, then reopening at the exact moment when it gets too cold to go to the zoo is fucking diabolical. Who do I have to vote for to see some goddamn pandas
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How many metal bands you think there are, there are 100 more than that. The true number is unknowable, like bugs in the Amazon.
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This is completely unhinged but there were some parts where I was indeed hooting and hollering
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I would look him dead in the eye while I drop 3 tablespoons of International Delight French vanilla creamer in that shit
🇦🇪 World's most expensive coffee goes on sale in Dubai at $1,000 a cup Selling for nearly $1,000 a cup, a cafe in Dubai is offering the world's most expensive coffee, brewed from Panamanian beans sold at a premium price.
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And people believe what I say about luck because I’m a little ethnic looking I know how this works it’s not my first rodeo
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Told the cable guys that the orange cat following them is good luck because fuck it let’s make people believe random shit
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I know deep in my heart that there are countless voters in New York who thought Mamdani was an Italian name
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I’ll agree with this when Zohran pops out of a hole in the ground and scares your granddaddy so bad he runs home with mental disorders that don’t have names yet
This will be the most important global win for the left, maybe ever. NYC is the financial and, most importantly, the cultural capital of the world.
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Oh wow thanks for frankensteining a specific variant of an already existing fruit here’s your bomb babies for free pass
🇮🇱 Israeli Innovations 💧 Drip irrigation - turns deserts green 🍅 Cherry tomato - small fruit, big impact 🩹 Israeli Bandage - battlefield lifesaver 💊 PillCam - swallowable camera 🦿 ReWalk - helps paralyzed walk 💾 USB flash drive - portable storage 💬 ICQ - first instant
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The whole state queuing up their “more like Losesome Earle-Sears” tweets
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Who wants some fuckin steak nuggets
We’re eating at the king’s table at the world’s biggest Arby’s when Dick Cheney dies
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Happy car radio clock is right again to everyone who celebrates
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Everything obvious aside, what on earth are these dancers doing? All that money and not a dime for a choreographer?
42 million Americans lost food assistance today, but the Lobster Thermidor and champagne was flowing at Mar-a-Lago tonight. https://t.co/QlbfOVQVnl
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You can’t see it but she’s wearing a little gold corno necklace, she is truly my daughter
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