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@BflisFB
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Husband, fantasy Baseball fanatic with a dynasty focus. #bluejays my dogs names are Dodger and Padre. So yes I will take credit when they win.
Joined January 2012
This Office x Minions crossover is a dream that we've had since lunch and we're not giving it up now.
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My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”
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On this wonderful lockout ending day I’m sweetening the pot @MurrayYaganiski comes with free jacket
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It is high! It is far! It is gone!! but caught.
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wait, you're telling me there's a third guy named will smith?
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I was in an Xbox Live party with Carlos Baerga last night where he said the Blue Jays would play Freeman full time at 1st and have Vladdy switch between DH and pitching so he can compete with Ohtani for MVP next season.
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But did any of them swing 3-0? Asking for a friend. @tonythetiger18 @SeanPiche61 @ebbsebbs27
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@BflisFB @TerrySlack @AndrewStoeten He fell into the Jays hands ... they even admitted it. If some team had really offerd Ryu a little more the Jays wouldn't have gotten him!
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