Positivity Is Nigh
@NighJamie
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I apologize in advance. The inner monologue of CJME’s award winning, uh, “sports...talkie...guy” Jamie Nye. (not really)
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Joined November 2017
Now imagine a home team having to tell fans to bring their own shit to eat and drink to the game because they ran out of stuff … because the league delayed a game for a day in the name of “player safety” due to the air smelling like a nice smoked cheddar cheese. Hey @CFL …
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I’m no goaltending expert … But in my opinion, if Kuemper just committed a little bit more quickly to skating on that path to the corner, I dunno … I think he’d of had him.
Connor McDavid is the best player in the world and anyone who tries to discredit his game is a fucking idiot. Had Kuemper looking like he was going back to Italy
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Good size, decent hands, can play physical, can skate and … actually does have some offensive upside and a good shot. He has potential to fill a gap at forward (exactly the type of forward they need) for $0 in extra cap and no draft picks. And it helps solve a D-issue.
Please, for all things holy Can we stop suggesting Nurse on the wing, what exactly inspires you that he can play that position? He has the hockey IQ of a bowling ball. He will just ice the puck less and even then I’m not so sure about that.
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This is correct.
Olympic hockey isn't real hockey anyways
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Whomever is in charge of Cassie Campbell’s wardrobe missed out on a huge opportunity to showcase the Nutty Professor suit one last time. Damn you for denying us that…
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Sure could use a Zach Hyman-go-to-the-net kind of guy right now. Maybe another puck moving D-man, too.
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Canada should try scoring more goals than Finland this game. If they can do that, I really like their chances in this one.
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Nathan MacKinnon is back to playing selfish hockey just in time for the Czechs to take a 2-1 lead.
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Holy shit, Human… drop a finger and slow that fucking rock down! Goddamnit! This is Curling 101.
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Human should’ve let her finger linger on that last stone a little to slow it down a little.
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You know that annoying actor that isn’t very good, but seems to work really hard and get a minor, supporting role in everything? It’s this guy, right?
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Some days you’ve just got to let an oven do what an oven does … and burn the everlasting shit out of those ciabatta bread slices your wife wants toasted for a dip she made. Sometimes ovens just gotta oven.
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Jack Bauer sure did torture them all, didn’t he? Every goddamned one of them.
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