Absolutely love that, only 10 months into the pandemic & 100,000 deaths later 🙌🏻 nice quick, decisive action mate
@BorisJohnson
you useless fucking prick
Joe Joyce + Atlas Stone 💪
Heavyweight Juggernaut
@JoeJoyceBoxing
ends a gruelling session by warming down with a 160kg Atlas Stone.
Fight news 🔜
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@cam_peak
All you casuals doing my nut in suddenly everyone’s a massive darts fan. Where were you all when Whitlock lost the final to Taylor? cross on his debut? The Aussies winning the World Cup 2022? Wankers, following now it’s cool can all fuck off
@alexb__96
@PogeRhian
Virgin 16 year olds will buy pints for the sake of throwing it, just holding it till the 38th minute untouched for the sake of launching it with mates. ‘Limbs’
Absolutely fuck the olympics. The vulnerable, front line workers & school teachers should be given priority over anyone. Even supermarket workers like myself have a shout but I’m just selfless you know so I don’t mind jumping to the back of queue xoxo
@AvaSantina
@Turkish_Pt2
@RubySeaglass
As a former employee who sometimes worked deliveroo they’re given a handset to work the orders, on which there’s a specific ‘acceptable replacement’ list for items out of stock, this definitely wouldn’t be on it so they’ve picked that on purpose or they’re just thick
@nocontextfm1
Annoyingly it seems sometimes that it’s scripted. Quite often I get a 90+minute winner and they seem to equalise immediately after, just quickly before FT. It happens in real life, but nowhere near as often as fm. Almost as if I was always gonna draw that game
@nocontextfm1
Seen a lot of mates not know this, if you manage a lower league side, immediately get a senior affiliate club to loan from free of charge & game time. Blagged man city affiliate whilst managing Exeter City, took 6 U23s. Smashed the league
Poor girl is smashed enough to piss the bed and you’re sober enough to realise it & take a picture. You’re one creep, and the fact you’ve slapped it up on Twitter for a laugh with strangers you don’t know, freak
Arguably the most powerful man on the planet visits the country. What do we do? Fly an inflatable baby of him around, call him a cunt and wear clobber claiming he’s a wasteman on national TV. Outstanding. You can’t beat the British
#FuckTrump
13 days into 2019, and we have 6 potential candidates for
#DHOTYA2019
later in the year.
Is there a winner already?
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#AuthorClapBack
” by Tiffany D. Jackson
“Virginity” by Kirsty Lewis
“Salute” by Wayne Hennessey
“That DUP Lady” by Robert Wigley
Shipping all the deadwood to a league entirely owned by the largest investors in the company that owns chelsea, purely to balance the books and meet FFP regulations. Completely fair and not at all dodgy or corrupt 👍🏼
Chelsea x Saudi Arabia :
🇸🇦 Kalidou Koulibaly
🇸🇦 Edouard Mendy
🇸🇦 Hakim Ziyech
🇸🇦 Aubameyang
Chelsea could be about to move over £500,000 wages off the books whilst getting some transfer fee’s… 🔥
Can someone PLEASE verify these pictures? Because I absolutely refuse to believe there’s grown men right now at Buckingham palace gates crying over this death. I fucking refuse to believe it.