RT @stockpiledclay: New pokemon plush that’ll be watching us from a bear’s shelf while I make out with him just dropped.

RT @BeatinTheBookie: If a tuba player, mid song, serves you a 4 piece right, you shouldn’t be allowed to attend any football game ever agai….

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

RT @regularaugust: I love having no idea how or why anything older gets popular on TikTok. One day teens decide to get really into somethin….

group of guys having an impromptu church service across the street from my place with lots of gospel music and they ended the “service” with a group sing-along to across 110th street lmao. so sick.

RT @exhaustdata: This is my understanding of what most Pynchon novels are about.

in a crop top discussing the CFB slate with some random college guys and one of them said “you guys are alright sometimes”… gay guy shocks frat crowd by speaking perfect RPO.

3 drafts this weekend. team 1 of 3

RT @ColeyMick: Arch learned the family hospital ball and maybe nothing else.

RT @drone_jock:

after this game today i don’t know how u could say cfb lol.

RT @AllProMitchell: Arch Manning in the first quarter

Matt patricia apology form i fear.

arch manning has more commercials than completions. Tears in my eyes.

They called arch manning the CFB lebron james LMAOOO.

ohio state fans calling for players addresses on the TL after one (1) drive… welcome back college football.

RT @drone_jock: [Lee Corso meekly removing an American flag from the studio desk before shocking his viewers by tossing it over his shoulde….

RT @perlucidum: it’s awesome they’re treating sabrina carpenter like a female rapper dw stans she’s just having a little sex.

“tears run down my thighs” as the chorus of ur big radio single what type of timing is she on bro 😭 song is nuts.

give it up for round 15 of sabrina carpenter sex discourse!!