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Christofer Hoff

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coffee. creator. cars. cyber. cloud. ‘cue. change. culture. credentials. @ scale Security CTO/CISO/Engineer & Ops focused. CSTO @lastpass Opinions are MINE only

Somewhere in time and space
Joined April 2007
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
7 years
Please learn to listen to the pain our kids feel before they express it in ways like this. If you need help understanding how awful this can be & what you can do as a parent, my DMs are open. It doesn’t take much imagination to understand how I know this.
@CNN
CNN
7 years
The percentage of children and teens hospitalized for suicidal thoughts or actions in the United States doubled from 2008 to 2015, new research shows
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
RT @lindsay_crider: 9 to 5 (Elon edition)
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
RT @eric_capuano: Incredible work by the @googlecloud team on developing detection signatures for nearly all major versions of Cobalt Strik….
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A new initiative from Google Cloud and Cobalt Strike’s vendor has made it easier to find and block cracked versions of the popular red team software.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
This is all the rage in the Valley
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@leahculver
Leah Culver
3 years
What should I wear to the office today as a “hardcore” engineer?.Reply with pics thanks.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
There is likely a qualifier after the “yes” but…you need to make better life choices, my dude.
@farokh
Farokh (Perma/Bull)
3 years
Are you kidding me? Listen to what @kevinolearytv had to say when asked if he’d support SBF again if he knocked on his door with a new idea… you guys are delusional to speak of him that way. Wtf.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
Unfollow.
@HackingLZ
Justin Elze
3 years
Hacking, Race cars, and whatever else nothing melts people minds more than me telling them I have never had a cup of coffee.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
There are many things you should listen to Rob about, and this is one of them. That said, I should disclose as Mr. Wonderful did about his FTX investment, that 60% of my recommendations are valid every time.
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@ErrataRob
Robert Graham
3 years
🧵"Twitter 2.0" is trending. I'm a foremost expert on this and let me tell you what you should do: quit, take the 3 month severance with your friends, and build the 2.0 version yourself. Musk will give up and buy your company in a couple years.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
GoFundMe page?.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
This aged well. I value this thread at $8.
@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
Yeah so…Twitter Blue currently billing @ $2.99/mo. I cancel (because, meh) and to incentivize me to reconsider, their offer is $4.99/mo. Is this how Dogecoin economics work? I can see where this is going.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
I wonder how this insurance claim went? At least the chunk of whale blubber was there for evidence…
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
I believe the same was written of David Koresh, Jim Jones and Reverend Moon?.
@reillyusa
Christian Reilly
3 years
Oops.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
I’m just gonna ignore that this place is imploding for a while longer, continue sh*tposting until I see the image below, flip a deuce sign and be on my merry way.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
No, I don’t have a coffee problem. Why do you ask?
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
“…marvel of food engineering.” 🤓.
@igorbobic
Igor Bobic
3 years
Folks, I’m sitting at Guy Fieri’s restaurant in Flavortown, DC, drinking something called a “Guy Tai,” and this marvel of food engineering just arrived. Life could not get any better.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
RT @LisaForteUK: Arguably one of the best awareness videos ever made 😂😂
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
Somewhere in there is “PHP is not dead, it just wants to go for a walk or, in this case, do a little HipHop” < IYKYK.
@VicVijayakumar
Vic 🌮
3 years
1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion.2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP​.net.2003: PHP is dead, learn Django.2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails.2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask.2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS.2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js.2022: okay this is awkward.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
The kids demand a show…
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
Bruh! Congrats!!!!.
@haxorthematrix
haxorthematrix
3 years
Today marks the first day of my new adventure as Product Security Research and Analysis Director at @FiniteStateInc!.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
Almost (ALMOST) as good as the amazing explanation of the Monster logo!
@davramdavram
Davram
3 years
Here’s the kind of “info” we can look forward to getting on twitter from here on out.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
Well, I need so clean my laptop screen now.
@JasonGeffner
Jason Geffner
3 years
With infosec Twitter dying and Mastodon unlikely to takeoff, the only remaining option is for all of infosec Twitter to join Microsoft as full-time employees and talk in our security chat internal Teams channel.
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@Beaker
Christofer Hoff
3 years
No matter what happens, I can always look back fondly on my twitter experience since 2007 and realize that the one viral post I made that had 2 Million impressions was about a fishing box that contained cheese.
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