In a hotel in the Middle East tonight, watching, transfixed, Trump’s speech on the Gaza ceasefire deal. Hoping that this will really be a new dawn. 1400 years of history may suggest otherwise, but I wish nothing but lasting peace for this wonderful region, my former home.

“it’s Demis Roussos” 😂😂😂 @NeilAshtonActor - I can’t breathe 😂😂😂

Pretty sure @FlyingBrussels would have been better staying at Sabena. Every single time the flights are delayed beyond belief.

This might just be my favourite announcement of @Cloudflare Birthday Week. Huge news from @dok2001 -

Rest in eternal peace, Champ. @HitmanHatton

Hey @EtihadHelp - can you help? Your system didn’t quite do what it’s supposed to do with my daughter’s name on her booking. We’ve called the support line but it’s not been very helpful. Thanks.

Well, that was a long time ago. @LongpigsBand

Funny how the time tested adage of "add two wickets to the score" always holds true. #bbccricket

Hello @virginmedia - why does it a) take 2 hours to get through to your phone support b) take 2 weeks to confirm my renewed contract and c) take approximately 10 days to resolve my current broadband issue which is making my internet completely unusable? Thanks.

Oh my.

And you’ve done what, exactly, in two years? https://t.co/CdNa0yWZwQ

Happy 2nd Place Day to our friend @reillyusa

We’re just getting started 🧠

Here we go then. Something completely new. Fookin Kookin Kits. One a month June July August. Italian, Korean, Indian. Best quality ingredients we can get, cook at home kits with instructions, timings, and a QR code in the box with a link to a short video showing you how to make

We let down our customers at @Cloudflare today. Our Workers KV service failed and the downstream products that rely on that service had outages of their own. We will publish a full postmortem soon. I know that these kinds of incidents have real and serious impact for teams

Absolutely horrific news coming out of Ahmedabad. Thoughts with all those on board and their families. 💔

If you want to be a PM on @Cloudflare Workers platform please DM @ritakozlov_ @elithrar @williamallen @irvinebroque or anyone else on the team. We have a lot to ship 🚢 this year and need help making the platform delight developers everywhere!

I happened to be in a hotel in Istanbul last night and I think (though I can’t be sure) that I saw Gundo in said hotel (I won’t name it). He was leaving as I arrived. Shortly after, I saw this from the hotel rooftop. Just saying. @RealTolmie

We just deployed @payloadcms to @Cloudflare with D1 database and R2 for cache and storage. Performance is really good, we're gonna release a template in beta for this soon There's still a lot for us to do but this is extremely promising, thank you to the CF team working through

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