🇨🇦James 🍔 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏁🌈
@B_and_B93
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🇨🇦Trying to figure life out. Cheeseburger Connoisseur. Single AF. Pluviophile and Ceraunophile
Where ever the Burgers are. 🍔
Joined July 2014
I never thought day drinking was cool until I had kids.
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If you can’t be silly together and share the same twisted sense of humour then what’s the point.
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My ex just hit me with “I got pulled on stage tonight to sing a duet, and I couldn’t do it, because it was our song.” “It just hurt too much “ Too bad he didn’t feel the same way about a random vagina
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Where do I find a copy of the naughty list? I’d like to do some networking…
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If you are just surviving the holidays, pull a camp chair up to the dumpster fire. Drinks are on me….
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Things I could not care less about: -what the Bible says -whether or not someone is here illegally -trans people using their preferred bathrooms Things I care about: -Pedophiles going to fucking prison.
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Have you ever shut a door knowing it's the last time you'll see them?
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Not confirmed at the moment, although I’m hearing reports TFG is back in the hospital. Maybe Walter Reed or a different one in Virginia. Again, not confirmed. Take it with a grain of salt. His social media has also been silent again.
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Just remember, Berube's "system" had the Leafs up 2-0 in the series and 3-1 in game 3 against the Panthers 5 minutes into the 2nd period. That was when they decided they didn't want to play his style anymore. It worked until the players wanted to do it their way #LeafsForever
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In 1985 I went to the mall and got a mullet. A MULLET! And because that wasn’t hideous enough I went again and asked them to PERM the back. And I was wearing a jean jacket with a giant Judas Priest button, because I was cool AF, obvi. My mom disagreed. Whatev.
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I’ve gone through two snow brushes already this season. At this point I’m fighting the snow, not clearing it. 🚗 ❄️
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2012 me: I’ll never get married again Literally everyone: Of course you will! 2025 me:
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