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Displaced Buffalonian, trying to leave this place better than I found it. Lawyer(ish).
Dallas, TX
Joined June 2011
My first tweet/post in 2+ years is to say that I think I’m packing it in with this organization. I never thought I’d break but I think it’s happen, I think they’ve irrevocably broken me. I was in law school the last time this team made the playoffs for God’s sake. Au revoir.
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Last day coming to this office, ever, and likely Midland as a whole. A punctuation mark on what began in February 2014 as a Hail Mary shot in the dark in West Texas trying to cobble together an income and a career. Joined EnCore in late 2016 and what a ride. Bittersweet ending.
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Just watching something great built over the course of more than half a decade get blown up to smithereens in slow motion, and it’s sad. So much that was accomplished and it has to end like that. Brutal.
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This was a great watch.
"Strategic people win more often because they take a step back, and they know there's going to be some pain along the way. They're going to try something, it's not going to work, and they adapt." C.J. Wilson @str8edgeracer to @KeithMcCullough. Live. Join: https://t.co/zgTZDFm9YJ
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What a game. That could’ve been a Super Bowl in its own right. @BuffaloBills
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Shopping for hockey goalie equipment in 2021/22 when it’s been more than a decade since your last attempt, that’ll take you to some dark places. Where are the straps? Why all the Velcro? Why can’t I tighten these more? Just cost cutting in the guise of “improving performance.”
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New Years 2024 “President Jake Paul has lifted the quarantine. Spirits are high. The NFT of Biden’s podium stroke has just sold for 2 million dollars. Chic Fil A is accepting safemoon. Elon Musk is launching a new mission to Mars despite not knowing where the last crew is.”
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It should be said, @TimJDillon is 1,000% right about Austin. I don’t know what place is “it” but “it” ain’t here. It’s tolerable but isn’t nearly the geographical panacea some make it out to be.
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It’s 2030. You need a jar of pickles from the local delicatessen, but ingress requires your vaccination booklet. A pimple-faced teen making $200/hr - the minimum wage due to insane money printing - reviews all 19 pages to confirm you are “fully vaccinated” with your 39 boosters.
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But seriously.
After 24th shutdown “The average price of a home in Austin Texas is 12 million dollars.”
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“You’re trying to tell me the cheapest ticket to tonight’s game is $54 and you’d rather leave 13,000 seats unoccupied instead of selling them at a small discount?”
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