Target Field. Target Center. Target’s global HQ in Minneapolis. A jersey patch should add to the look. The Target bullseye is iconic and tied to the Twins’ identity. and the Twins put a bank’s logo on the jersey? Missed an open net. Such a Pohlad decision. #MNTwins

“the best 30 Rock joke” will always be the one you completely forgot about until you stumble across it on your 8th rewatch, belly laugh at alone in your bed, and then repeat out loud for the next 4 days like a verbal tic…. so jot that down.

A dog waits for his missing family after the Texas floods 💔. "Hours after the Guadalupe River receded, a brown pitbull named Hulk, whose family and half their riverside house were swept away by the July 4 flooding, returned to the wreckage of his home. He settled atop a torn-up

You know who wouldn’t start a space from their pocket?.

@JeffPassan Jeff announce Trevor Bauer to jail.

@BWarneThoughts It’s a major Boston accent.

Some would say, "Why not just let him in?" and anyone that drives for a living would say, "Why couldn't he have merged 2 miles ago when the sign said right lane closed ahead?"

Frank Viola had a 6.19 ERA after age 33.

@MNTwinsZealot . and that accent.he was born and raised in mn? Right?!?.

And he’s still alive!

@BWarneThoughts @Brandon_Warne I want baseball shitposts.

I love it when somebody tweets “what’s the best 30 rock joke” and everyone replies with their fave 30 rock joke. Can somebody pls do that? I would but I’ve done it too many times in the past and I should let somebody else have the engagement this time.

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