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absurdist sports (mostly ⚾️) humor and calling people out on their bullshit. i goof on anyone who sucks. would not recommend (better tweets @brandon_warne)

Twin Cities via Roseau, Minn.
Joined September 2024
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@BWarneThoughts
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Reminder: I appreciate your follow here. This is mostly shitposts, random observations and weird thoughts. If you want baseball tweets and pretty much just those πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ @Brandon_Warne
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The most old ass Minnesotan tweet imaginable
@eskimos44
Jeremy
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@PAOnTheMic @CanterburyPark For us old heads, it will forever be Canterbury Downs.. And forever Camp Snoopy.. And forever Lake Calhoun..
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surely you won this game sir!
@captaincaleb18
πŸ»β¬‡οΈ Captain Caleb
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Throwback to J.J’s 1st career TD pass 😀
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is it too early to start the turkey
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Squad
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NFL: no touchdown CFB: Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― NBA: foul on Jaden McDaniels, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander will shoot two free throws
@CFBONFOX
FOX College Football
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This play was ruled an Oregon touchdown πŸ‘€
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@TwinsPolice
#BuiltForJanuary
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This guy gets a press pass to actively root against the team he’s covering. If he can do this, you can chase your dreams
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for narrative purposes I want people to believe you need a ticket to get into the city
@2007warpedtour
greta theft autumn πŸ“–
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if anyone has an extra minneapolis ticket i will sell you my soul πŸ₯²
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0 Offers, 0 interest, also I am 39 and have an arthritic back
@IsaiahBeckum
Isaiah Beckum
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0 Offers, 0 interest, Senior Szn Over. https://t.co/PFaAwnHfZZ
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pretty sure dead poet’s society addressed this
@nypost
New York Post
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Adolf Hitler likely had a micropenis β€” and just one ball: study https://t.co/ln1Ov6dvlC
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when the trolls find out how much money I make
@annoyingastros
arleen
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9K is crazy lol
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pretending to be a sports reporter
@urstrulyBlair
Blair.
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Whats harder than this?
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just randomly thought about the chicken pizziola sandwich from Subway
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All my homies hate him
@HankDude_
Brooke πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (formerly HankDude)
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@BWarneThoughts You just earned yourself a follow
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@MrSantosNY
George Santos
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From DC with Love! XOXOπŸ’‹ @theannadelvey
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mfw we run out of @Brawny paper towels
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I guarantee you have no idea who he’s talking about:
@jonatha_berry
Jonathan Berry
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@MaxMannis And where are all those "experts" who argued this would end up being one of the worst contracts in MLB history? Crickets.
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Jose Ramirez
@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
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Name an MLB prospect that not enough people are talking about We played MLB Family Feud: https://t.co/FQH54IqGAI
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Apparently not Emmanuel Clase
@AndThatsBB
And That's Baseball
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Im sorry who is JRam bribing 😭
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@jahVon215
Von215
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I am an Athletic Playmaking WR Ready! to work, I take pride in blocking, creating separation, and making plays , I am willing to visit any school that believes in me πŸˆπŸ›¬ #Recruitment #NextLevel #WR
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nice trade falvey πŸ‘
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Iowa Wolves
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ROCCO FOR THREE
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