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@CanterburyPark 🎙️ @KFAN1003 #92Noon 🎙️ @Vikings 🎙️”Nobody would stay interested in me if I was normal.” - Jim Morrison
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Minneapolis Miracle. That’s all I can say. Diggs. From 61. Nobody ever has seen anything like that. I can’t breathe. I feel like I can fly. We r off to Philadelphia to play to get into the Super Bowl.
#skol
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Thank you, LeBron. This team is so much fun. Appreciate the kindness.
WOW!!! Paul Allen is a National Treasure!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Good morning Saints, & welcome to the House of Pain. In ’09 Saints were Sinners, & today it’s time to repent. Think it’s cold outside? Wait until you feel the chill this defense puts on opposing offenses. I mean, bone-jarring stuff. Bad luck. Can I get a witness?
#skol
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Mr. Brees, can’t wait to see u next week at the House of Pain. The best defense in the NFL will be rested and ready. Can I get a witness?
#skol
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Good morning Mr. Foles. While we appreciate Brotherly Love, u & your team stand between us & bringing it home for all the money. Today u encounter truly the game’s best defense and will feel the wrath. Nothing personal, it’s business. Can I get a witness?
#skol
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Hey all you bleep talkers and Broncos fans riding me in the first half with my weekly “can I get a witness tweet” — as Kirk Cousins has said “YOU LIKE THAT! YOU LIKE THAT!” Sit back and enjoy the fat L.
#Skol
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This was my favorite season of 21 I’ve called. So many good things established. It’s an honor working, praying, being w/ this
@Vikings
squad. Truly.
Thank u for listening to the games
@KFAN1003
, & I’m saddened for the first time in a long time it’s over.
#SkolGreatFans
Love you.
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@PatMcAfeeShow
Pat, I’ve gained a different level of respect for Rodgers due to your podcast, and if I ever have the honor of meeting u I am not wearing a tank top.
God bless and thx for the nice words.
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They tell me Jimmy G. is undefeated. If Zimmer tweeted he would write “hold my beer.” This QB with big potential never has executed his toil in the House of Pain. Linval hasn’t eaten since July, and he likes Italian. Can I get a witness?
#Skol
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Bear hunting is allowed in 49 states, including Minnesota. Today at the House of Pain, believers, it’s Bear-hunting season. It’s also "WIN AND IN. WIN AND IN. WIN AND IN. WIN AND IN." Can I get a witness?
#Skol
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Still at USBS just in awe of the history
@vikings
just completed. I mean, teams leading by 30 or more were 1,548-and-1, and we came back & won!
From the creative ways they got the ball to Dalvin, to the much-maligned defense allowing just one touchdown, just wow!
#SkolHistory
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I became a little excited when making eye contact with
#Vikings
coaches shortly after
#MinneapolisMiracle
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Hmmmm? J. J. broke two Moss (HOF) rookie records, ran down Anquan’s 18-yo NFL record for yards, tied OBJ for most 100-yard rookie games in NFL lore and doesn’t touch the ball every play like a QB.
Justin Jefferson is fantastic, and I hope he wins.
Justin Herbert x Justin Jefferson
Two elite talents, but who do you have bringing home the NFL OROY award? 🤔
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Prayer very important to this group, & it has been an honor this season pregame praying on the sideline w/ CJ Ham, Jordan Hicks, Harrison Phillips, Kirk Cousins & Adam Thielen. We pray all the time, no matter the setting, giving God glory for the grace/gifts He provides.
#Vikes
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49ers. Shiny toys strewn under their proverbial tree. The Vikings arrived to mine gold, packing pickaxes & chisels. There’s gold in them thar hills, Danielle, so sack it up. And when our d-line mashes man that gold will be ours. Miami will be on the horizon. Can I get a witness?
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Sorry for the foul language, but stop throwing punches at our players.
Still, much respect for the Niners.
"INTERCEPTED! YES! THE VIKINGS BEAT THE NINERS!"
Here is
@PAOnTheMic
's call of the Cam Bynum interception that helped the
#Vikings
to their third win of the season on Monday night!
#KFANVikes
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Good to be home for the holidays, friends. Good to be NFL’s only undefeated team at home, too. The grater is out, Linval is hungry, and it’s time to feast on some cheese. Go Vikes! Can I get a witness?
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I’m sad. Reports are Marcus Sherels leaving the
#Vikings
for NOLA. In my 17 years calling games for this team he absolutely is one of the most real, kindest, honest, hard-working, classiest people I have known. I love Marcus Sherels and will miss him.
#MainManMarcus
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No matter where
#Vikings
season finishes I am so thrilled Kirk Cousins is our QB, and I swear Adam Thielen runs the best routes of anybody in the NFL.
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They can’t stop the run on the road. These Dolphins are 1-and-5 away from sunny South Florida. It's like fish sans water. My God, Vikings, take care of business and give this frustrated fan base reason to feel good. Just win the bleeping game. PLEASE! Can I get a witness?
#Skol
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Tough hearing all this and feeling sorry for NOLA the way Morelli and his staff mangled the 2009 season NFC Title game. Shit happens I guess, right?
Bill Vinovich won’t do a Saints home game for five years. No one will notice but they won’t ever let him in NO again. But the league will justify the call. But all their actions won’t.
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New Orleans, hoping our
#Vikings
have some voodoo up their sleeves. The spicy postseason gumbo includes Dalvin getting loose & Danielle domination. If it takes a “Mardi Gras Miracle” to win so be it. Beads be damned, find that San Francisco Treat. Can I get a witness?
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Lol. Seems Mike holds grudges. And carries spite. Good to know. Taysom Hill seemed harder to handle last Sunday anyway, so I’ll search Cantguardtaysom to see what he has to say.
Or not.
#L
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At Fellowship last night at the team hotel Kirk’s dad Don, a pastor for many decades, coyly and eloquently shared a David v. Goliath theme. I can’t stop thinking about last night and, of course, today. What euphoria. VIKINGS FANS WE R TWO WINS FROM A SUPER BOWL BERTH!
#GoGetIt
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Having spent the last week and change with hospice nurses, workers, etc. getting a dying family member squared away and comfortable all I can say is God bless all of you wonderful, loving people in that line of work. You are blessings filled with grace.
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Good morning Mr. Goff, and welcome to the House of Pain. If your stay is difficult to enjoy consider:
Harri hits.
Everson's foot feels better.
Linval eats.
Rhodes always are closed.
Can I get a witness?
#skol
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Minnesota Sports Immortality Sid Hartman is 99 today. Wow. What a legend!
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Good night
#Vikings
fans. This time tomorrow Your Favorite Team will be 2-and-0, and the sky will be Purple.
#FaithFamily
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“I never meant to cause you any problems, never meant to cause you any pain ...”
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Bird-hunting season continues for the
#Vikings
at the House of Pain. Eagles plucked, Cardinals clipped. These birds thought their biggest obstacle was the glass at U.S. Bank Stadium. Nah, Diggs & Thielen soar w/ the best of them & will do damage again today. Can I get a witness?
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God rest the soul of Minnesota Sports Immortality, Sid Hartman.
Mark forever left w/ work ethic, trust, fairness and respect. What a run ...
#OneHundred
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Like the “Minneapolis Miracle” fans at USBS so enthralled with win over Indy they were “trying to climb into the Vox Box.”
That’s what happens when you win a division title with the greatest comeback in NFL history! Wow, wow, wow!The 1,000th game in team lore was special.
#Skol
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Hey Davante couple things: very much enjoy watching you play & the progress u have made throughout your career. Secondly, I never have tried meth & prefer Cook-Mattison over your duo, and, in fact, could go three-deep w/ Ameer, & it’s the best trio in the NFL. Anyway, good luck
Our 1,2 punch at RB is the filthiest if u disagree well you’re on meth
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Today is my 20-year anniversary
@KFAN1003
. Wow, what a run. Thx
@randanya
for bringing me to Mn.
@CanterburyPark
in ‘95, thx
@Vikings
for presenting me that stage in ‘02 and thx listeners for the
#Faith
for two decades. I love u and always will.
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Zimmer: “This is a game nobody believes we can win.”
Asked “Why?”
MZ: “They just had a NFL preview video and didn’t include us.”
Lol.
While I understand
#Vikings
being an underdog in this game there absolutely are some things they will do that will be problematic for New Orleans
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We’ll hear “J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets." I'm counting on "L-O-S-E, lose, lose, lose” after this onslaught of Vikings offense is unveiled. Good luck on third down, too, because Zimm’s Reapers are making history. Time to take a chunk out of the Big Apple. Can I get a witness?
#Skol
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Team bus in LV, game one, season 21. That God put me in this position w/ no college education or formal training still takes my breath away. Canterbury ‘95, KFAN ‘98, Vikes’02. Auditioned for & won them all. Perceived life at the top truly is found through peace at the bottom.
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To be the best you have to beat the best. These Patriots have the aura, but the Vikings are bringing a pass-rushing fury that will be cruel to Captain Cool. Bleep talking the NE Patriots is just stupid, so let’s get a victory and handle it with aplomb. Can I get a witness?
#Skol
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#Vikings
wish list for tomorrow:
Win time of possession.
Kirk, run for a few crowd-silencing first downs.
ABSOLUTELY feel fake punt coming, so be ready.
Put Thielen on a big game.
Dominate their guards w/ ferocity.
They can't run w/ Irv so make them pay.
Win.
Good night.
-- Paul
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Wow. Sad. Factual. So F’ing sad.
This from Sid Hartman’s son, Chad, speaks to the collateral mortality of COVID-19.
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Aw,
@athielen19
teaching his son young Asher routes before the game. Good-dad cred!
#Vikings
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Today is all about YAC, my Purple-loving brethren. Major Yards After Catch to be had for Thielen and Diggs and plenty of YACking by Packers fans frustrated the Kid Corners can’t handle them. Football Americana, the Kings of the North are coming. Can I get a witness?
#Vikings
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Such a virtually vexing offseason, and now Vikes beat, er, play Green Bay w/ no fans in attendance & w/ no Hunter, so we Danielle with that. Rise to the occasion, knock around ARodg, give faithful cheering from afar some hope. We believe. We always come back. Can I get a witness?
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Two consecutive shutouts. Ten games above .500. First place, and the division lead seems to be ever-expanding. Well done. Very well done.
#mntwins
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Of course he did ...
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Fleur de Lis? How about Fleur de LOSE. The Saints are venturing into the House of Pain where ‘Miracles ruin seasons. This one won’t come down to desperation. Nah, this Vikings defense aims to make tonight a Brees, just the way Zimm Drew it up. Can I get a witness?
#Skol
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.
@Coach_Fleck
after Outback Bowl win credited his quality-control coaches. That's so very cool given the underappeciated, laborious, tireless work they put in. And he said "to be a blue blood you have to beat the blue bloods." So true. What a wonderful moment for
@GopherFootball
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Need a witness. Linval & AT19 out. The Dallas offense. A fan: “We'll hang 450 & 30 on u." Maybe they came to see ‘Zeke & left talking about Dalvin? Cousins, make 'em cry uncle. Vikes, we don’t need your best EVER just your best EFFORT. Friends, expect it. So, CAN I GET A WITNESS?
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Those concerned last four nights something from which Minnesota never will overcome I disagree. The power of service, sacrifice & recovery so powerful I know by faith we got this. Here’s Sanford Middle School, MPLS. Just look at all that food, household items, etc.
#ByFloydFaith
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Vikings on a short week, & the long-play vision is in tact: The Mission is Miami. And attaining said fun in the sun requires an “All-Day” display of excellence. Keenum may be the Case that they gave them, but after tonite that CASE. IS. CLOSED. We win! Again! Can I get a witness?
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Finalizing game-calling
@vikings
@broncos
depth chart as daughter Nicole wraps up an essay for
@CUBoulder
Philosophy of Law class, and there’s no place in the world I’d rather be.
#SkolDaughters
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YEEEESSSSS!!!!
Your
@vikings
are so bleeping fearless!!!! I love this team. 30-27 Minnesota late
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Let’s slice some cheese,
#FaithFamily
. Everson darting thru holes in the Swiss. Dalvin grating the Cheddar & Kirk finding his way down the field to make the adversary’s day as stinky as Stilton. Border Battle time, & staying undefeated is the goal. Can I get a witness?
#Vikings
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My God Akiem what a jackass. NFL, hello? Ridiculous. Tied for league-lead in penalties, and he can't control himself.
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Holy cow is this cool.
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My man, good job. Very good, in fact. Keep honing your skills, buddy, and one day, who knows, maybe we’ll be working next to each other.
#HeeeesssJJ
Congrats
@josh_dobbs1
for your first game-winning drive. This team is DANGEROUS. SKOL
@Vikings
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Honored calling the first 399 & 15 of the 20 years with
@PeteBercich
. God gets ALL glory for this “milestone,” and there are so many loving people w/
@KFAN1003
&
@Vikings
metaphorically wearing this jersey w/ me.
I love KFAN, the team & fans.
Thank you.
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Time to make the Seahawks decaffeinated in the Cappuccino Capital. This is a tough-guy game, and the 2018 Vikings need a tough-guy mentality to slow these creatures. Big, big spot for our guys, so let’s avoid the L. Can I get a witness?
#Skol
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Didn’t happen today but can I get a witness for that eight-game run of 100-yard games by Adam Thielen? Wow, what a run.
TDs every game for 1 1/2 months. Well done, young man.
#AT19
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Burnt tips, ribs, pig salad & the Vikes offense adding to K.C. barbecue w/ plenty to Cook. Diggs sizzles, the defense is savory. Britton proves to be the best Colquitt in Fourth-Down Family duel. “Five in a row for our fresh O, five in a row for our fresh O!” Can I get a witness
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And Mike Zimmer ABSOLUTELY should be NFL Coach of the Year over McVay. Lost Sam and Dalvin, worked around it, and guided NFL-best defense. And he beat him, 24-7.
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Please recognize God gets the praise, not me.
Hoping all my new twitter friends recognize my identity is that of sharing The Gospel, professing my love for His son.
The rest, while fun & shiny, means NOTHING without the peace of Christ in my heart, and the Holy Spirit by my side.
Philippians 2:3-11
NIV
“Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves, not looking to your own interests but each of you to the interests of the others.”
All day and everyday no matter the Secular Shine that comes my way.
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Try to recognize PJ Fleck has brought to relevance what for the "casuals" has been a 2nd-rate program for a long time. National attention. Recruiting. The future. Big chance to win Big 10 West. My God, were it my favorite team I'd give thanks everyday he's my coach.
#Breathe
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Well done, Kings of the North (Vikings). Wore down those birds to win eight in a row, longest in-season winning streak since ‘98. At 10-2 best record since ‘09. Great season, great team.
#skol
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My daughter has 20 HS freshmen in my basement, blaring Bruno Mars. Pray for me and my ping pong table.
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The time has arrived
#FootballFaithFamily
— THE BOOM AT NOON.
The interlopers — these birds — thought their biggest problem was the glass at USBS. Lol. Today the Mission Miami journey commences, and Our Squad is as talented as ever.
1-and-0 is upon us. Can I get a witness?
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Other than being INCREDIBLY happy for Kirk & his game, work done by CJ Ham changed the game, beat down Dallas. Andre Patterson/Robert Rodriguez so good at their jobs. Best DL coaches in NFL. Sans Linval, Jaleel, Ifeadi, Shamar, Watts in NFL debut stupendous! What a win!
#Vikings
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Main. Man. Marcus!
Back with the
#Vikings
. Made my day.
Welcome home.
#OldSchoolBestSchool
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Well that’s the absolute bomb, Von Miller, and markedly cooler and classier than when Sean Payton mocked it and had a ‘Miracle put on him.
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Oh, Teddy, beloved Teddy. Found you, raised you, saved you, rehabbed that knee and look at you go. Good for that man, but today nice guys finish last, and this Bridge is over troubled Water.
First Vikings defensive TD of season today leads to W. Can I get a witness?
#Skol
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There’s a reason
@Vikings
Special Teams Coordinator Matt Daniels calls kicker Greg Joseph “G Money.”
Wow!!!!! From 61 a week after walking off on the Colts, well done.
“G Money” kicking that thing like a million bucks!
Merry Christmas Vikings fans!
#Skol12AndThree
#SkolChristmas
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.
@Vikings
fans, a text request from Mike Zimmer I just received and my response.
#WinForZimm
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With a little help from my friends,
@Vikings
GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah and staff giving us reason to celebrate with these first-round choices of Michigan QB JJ McCarthy and Alabama edge Dallas Turner.
This draft party is on FIRE!
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