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@BDayBoysMitch

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Mike Mitchell
10 months
🤡🔥🤡🔥🤡🔥🤡🔥🤡🔥🤡🔥🤡🔥 Twisted Metal comes out July 27th on @peacock Check out the trailer at the link below!!!!
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I have two godchildren, brother and sister, that are in quarantine together. My godson (who is six) made a scavenger hunt for my goddaughter (who is nine). This was the treasure that she found at the end of the scavenger hunt:
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Ugh. Just found out one of my good friends has Covid.
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This Christmas instead of Feliz Navidad it’s gonna be: Please Navi, Dad! (Kids are gonna want to go see the new Avatar)
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5 years
This may not be the time. But the Toronto Raptor’s raptor looks more like a Deinonychus. The raptor was smaller and had feathers.
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1 year
Wiges is the man.
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There are a lot of heroes responsible for today’s result. But I was just informed that the final ballot that pushed Biden over the finish line was cast by me. Pretty Proud!
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4 years
Sad that the comedy boom that started in 2016 with Trump being elected is about to come to a close. Let’s bask in the laughs these next two weeks. The last 4 years have, without a doubt, produced some of the funniest and best comedy.
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July 4th is Independence Day, but July 2nd is Mitch-Depedence Day because I’m depending on YOU to watch The Tomorrow War!
@TheTomorrowWar
TheTomorrowWar
3 years
There’s no time to train. The enemy is already here. #TheTomorrowWar is coming July 2.
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4 years
🎶If I were a Flintstone Yabba dabba dabba yabba dabba dabba dabba doo🎶
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4 years
Damn. Pete Davidson went wild with his tattoos for the new movie.
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2 years
Much love to Dave Matthews Band on this day and always. They are heroes for pouring shit on Chicago. Wish they had poured more.
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4 years
Got a screener of Sunday’s Super Bowl. Just watched. Amazing game. You’re gonna love it.
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5 years
Attention All Movie Goers: From here on out if you get chit chatty during the film, you’re gonna get a curt Shhhh! from the big man!
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3 years
Wow. An honor.
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Matt Selman
3 years
The gang Kent is hanging out with at Streami's are the hosts of some of my favorite podcasts: (L to R): Mike Lombardi @mlombardiNFL from "GM Shuffle", @KarinaLongworth from "You Must Remember This," and @NickWiger & Mike Mitchell @BDayBoysMitch from "Doughboys"
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3 years
Had an embarrassing day yesterday... Not sure if any of you knew this. But I’m Bean Son.
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3 years
Well... This explains some things!
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4 years
Nang Gang ( @nanglish ) found the 70s version of me and Wiger and I now believe we live in a simulation.
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3 years
Can’t believe the Mandalorian sucked baby Yoda’s dick in the latest episode.
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4 years
Hmmm. What the fuck is this?
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4 years
Fuck the Cricket Wireless crew. Fake ass mascots.
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2 years
Fucking Chill Siri
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4 years
I've never been one to sit on the sidelines in my career. Check out my latest role! @progressive #StickingTogether #ad Watch more:
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4 years
Their Dad owns the Fat Cat in Quincy. Swing by for pick up and shoot him a socially distanced Fuck You.
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4 years
Very excited to be teaming up with @calm to help put millions of people to sleep!
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5 years
Great... If Howard Schultz becomes president we’re gonna go from covfefe to coffeefe!
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3 years
You can’t tell from the commercials, but The General is actually taller than Shaq.
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6 years
This is huge
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6 years
My mom and sister saw this and now they both want it framed... I thought they’d feel bad for me. But. They like it.
@Dystopika
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dr. stupid
4 years
celebrities that you would want to play your parents? I'll go first
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4 years
“The 6 piece McNugget is the McNugget of the people! With your support we can beat the Big Mac and win this year’s Doughboys Munch Madness Tournament of Chompions!” Wow. Inspiring.
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5 years
Was in Long Beach today. Drove by the entrance sign to @nickwiger ‘s high school. Looks like it’s been updated to recognize Nick’s accomplishments.
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3 years
Excited
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3 years
Wow. Wiges, you are a true friend. Thank you Burger Boy!
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Nick Wiger
3 years
If you're a doughboys fan or just like motion pictures watch now, it's so fun & @BDayBoysMitch is so good! Congrats buddy 😊 #TheTomorrowWar
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1 year
I got Shallow Hal’ed and now I only see Santa as a hunk. Christmas is ruined.
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3 years
This is the McDonald’s I’ve been to most in my life. It’s across the street from my high school, which also kind of looks like this. May God continue to bless this space.
@nonstandardmcd
nonstandard mcdonald's
3 years
brutalist mcdonald's (date unknown) quincy, ma active
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Guy rules
@people
People
4 years
Guy Fieri Launches Relief Fund to Give $500 Checks to Restaurant Workers Affected by Coronavirus
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6 years
Hey @YusongL nice Instagram pic here... One issue tho... That’s IRMA! Way to go bud! You owe her an apology, big time! Also. I’ve put wet food out on two mats. One says Yusong is fired. If she eats from that mat, you’re gone dude!
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4 years
Great... my DOG just told me he's a chocoholic! 🤦
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3 years
Possibility that I am patient 0.
@NBCPhiladelphia
NBC10 Philadelphia
3 years
Well, this is a bit awkward. COVID-19 may cause long-term erectile dysfunction in men. Yet another reason to heed public health advice as the coronavirus continues to spread.
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6 years
Still can’t believe @Skittles removed their (arguably) second best flavor, Lime, from their Original line up. It’s been this way for five years! Green Apple?? Might as well be bird shit flavored. (I’m mad)
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4 years
My friends Frielbot and Linda (and their kids) made this Simpsons opening for our Quincy trivia night.
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
This is still on my bulletin board in my childhood bedroom The guests were Andy Garcia, Jimmy Fallon & The Afghan Whigs. And it was the premiere of Triumph going to the 1999 Westminster Dog Show. Also The warm up guy made fun of my Dad and I cause we had to stand in the aisles.
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5 years
Made this today. It’s a shame I no longer have a lit agent. (This would lead to a lot of work)
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1 year
Standing is one of my least favorite things to do, physically speaking. But you know I always got the union’s back.
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5 years
This is a dream come true. Whipped and Chive are my for real favorites.
@phillycreamchs
Philadelphia Cream Cheese
5 years
@doughboyspod @BDayBoysMitch @DammitCARL "Extra points if it's whipped or it’s chived” 💀💀 We’re obsessed. Thanks for the love!
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4 years
What in the fuck is this shit?!
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2 years
Little fights like that are why Will got sent to live out here in the first place!
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
Here’s a clip of @MaryLynnRajskub and myself in action! Watch @TheTomorrowWar now on @PrimeVideo !!!
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
@nickwiger Happy Gru Year buddy! 😜
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Mike Mitchell
6 years
I had a blast working on “Love” the past 3 years and was lucky to work with so many funny, talented people. Season 3 is up now on Netflix! Check it out. Love & thanks to all the cast and crew! ❤️ to @paulrust & @lesleyarfin Here’s me being a gent’ to the great @GillianJacobs
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Mike Mitchell
2 years
This is true bullshit @Starbucks I’ll never step foot in your anti union coffee shops ever again if you go through with it.
@valleyboyboy
11/22/63 - Stephen King liked my tweet
2 years
Hey @BDayBoysMitch , they're illegally closing our unionized Ithaca Starbucks. We might all lose our jobs. You hate Starbucks. Can you amplify us? We are fighting for our LIVES in Ithaca!!
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
Sorry about my last tweet. I let my mom tweet from my Twitter account for the day.
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Mike Mitchell
5 years
If I ever see Jon Baitz in public I’m going to give him a little sequel idea for The Slap
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
Thank you for the outpouring of love this past week with all the kind texts and messages! It’s been overwhelming! I can’t tell you how much I appreciate the support! Happy 4th! Hope you’re all having a good weekend! And when you’re wiped out and relaxing toss on #TheTomorrowWar
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Jaw-dropping is just one word for it. #TheTomorrowWar
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@BDayBoysMitch I’m gonna need proof you voted. Doesn’t seem like something you’d do.
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@heathercampbell @ventsmagazine This may sound slightly toxic but.. this dork needs to fuck off.
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Mike Mitchell
2 years
An honor to portray the big man on Christmas Day for @NFLonFOX ! Thanks to @normsousa and all the funny folks involved! Merry Christmas!
@NFLonFOX
FOX Sports: NFL
2 years
Hey fans, there is still time to ask "Football Fan Santa" what you want for your team this year! 🎅
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3 years
Gonna bring the whole system down with this one:
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@doughboyspod Just like the Snyder Cut, The Mitch Cut exists.
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3 years
Wow! @TheTomorrowWar is out today on @PrimeVideo !!!! I’m very excited for people to watch it and I’m completely grateful and overwhelmed by all the love and support from family, friends and everyone else who has supported me. Thank you so much!
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TheTomorrowWar
3 years
Make the jump. Save the world. Watch #TheTomorrowWar now, only on @PrimeVideo .
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Mike Mitchell
7 years
Had the worst flight from Boston to LA. Plane never took off. We actually drove the entire way. In the plane... This is not a joke. Its real
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
Thank you to @dbarbuto_Ledger for the great write up in my hometown paper @PatriotLedger !!!
@PatriotLedger
The Patriot Ledger
3 years
'The Tomorrow War': Mike Mitchell is Quincy's action star
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2 years
The big reveal in the next Scream movie should be that this guy is the killer:
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2 years
The actor that played Uncle Phil is a coward for never smacking Will when he made fun of him for being very fat 😔
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Mike Mitchell
5 years
You thought @hodgman wanted to come out to the music of Road Runner from Looney Toons @nickwiger ???
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
Lucky to have one of the funniest helping to raise money for a good cause!
@PFTompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
3 years
I was proud to have participated in this telethon. Thanks, @nickwiger & @BDayBoysMitch for hosting these event and thanks to all your fans for raising so much money for restaurant workers. And it was fun! Happy #Mayday to all workers everywhere!
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@nickwiger I bet everybody calls you old bitch
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
I’m being sincere today so I’ll admit that Pre Tomorrow War I did not know how to tie shoes. Jen D’Angelo’s constant bullying pushed me to make a change and learn how to tie them. So Thank You Jen!
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Mike Mitchell
2 years
@koppscustard Revised score: Zero forks
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Mike Mitchell
5 years
Last three times I asked people to stop talking, their response was to glare at me like I was history’s greatest villain.
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Mike Mitchell
4 years
The rest of the world when they hear “The Sonic Guys” VS Me when I hear “The Sonic Guys”:
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Mike Mitchell
5 years
Damn. Wiger should resign.
@allanmcleod
Allan McLeod
5 years
My statement regarding the upcoming @doughboyspod live show in Huntsville, AL #MolassesBoycott
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Mike Mitchell
5 years
That being said. A 50/50 split (or more lemonade than iced tea drink) is now known as a Mike Mitchell.
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Mike Mitchell
5 years
Looks like an Arnold Palmer is already 1/3 or 1/4 Lemonade, the rest iced tea. And @nickwiger is a thief trying to steal a legends drink and name it after himself.
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Mike Mitchell
4 years
Wow. Feel like there’s nothing left for me to do here in Hollywood. But my question to the person who submitted this (which was you Phish!), why the fuck didn’t Irma get a shout out?!?
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1 year
One of my favorite podcasts I do every year. It’s not lost on me that we are on number 7 and still having to do these… but hey… it’s not easy. Anyway I love getting into it with my brother from Long Island. Give it a listen.
@hamgabrus
High & Mighty Podcast
1 year
New High & Mighty is out. @gabrus is joined by Mike Mitchell ( @BDayBoysMitch ) (of The Doughboys ( @doughboyspodcast ) Twisted Metal, The Tomorrow War) for their annual weight check-in and Being Fat Part 7
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5 years
(I’m subtweeting @nickwiger here)
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Mike Mitchell
6 years
Don’t know if anyone saw this earlier. The Hollywood sign got struck by lightning and it was glowing for like thirty minutes. Reminded me why I love living in this city.
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Mike Mitchell
4 years
This was a very special night for me. A dream come true. Thank you: @nicolebyer @hodgman @DaveJMatthews @davematthewsbnd @nickwiger @YusongL @emmaatree @ReginaPizzeria and all of Boston, Quincy and everyone who came out for the show!
@doughboyspod
DOUGHBOYS
4 years
New Doughboys Thursday! We’re joined live onstage by John Hodgman and Nicole Byer for our long-awaited review of a cornerstone of Boston pizza, Regina Pizzeria:
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Mike Mitchell
5 years
@doughboyspod @nickwiger @YusongL @emmaatree The moment that will stick with me most is when we were on the train from nyc to Boston & were riding through Mystic, Connecticut. We were right on the water and it was insanely beautiful. @nickwiger looked up from his phone. Looked at the beautiful scenery. And shut his curtain.
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
Wow. 300. Thanks for listening everybody!
@doughboyspod
DOUGHBOYS
3 years
New Doughboys Thursday! Our first ever guest Eva Anderson (Briarpatch, Dispatches from Elsewhere) joins the 'boys for their 300th episode and reviews Guy Fieri's Flavortown Kitchen. Plus, the return of Unsatisfied Yelper.
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
Then said. “So thanks a lot asshole.” It made my year.
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Mike Mitchell
4 years
This is like if you got a letter in the mail two weeks after seeing Jurassic Park that Ian Malcolm died from altitude complications on the helicopter ride back.
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
I’m doing the @TheTomorrowWar Twitter watch along live from the bar at Musso and Frank’s in Hollywood. Prime video? More like prime rib for me! Hope you are all enjoying it! #TheTomorrowWar
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Mike Mitchell
2 years
Go watch @nicolebyer new Netflix special! There’s nobody funnier!
@NetflixIsAJoke
Netflix Is A Joke
2 years
. @nicolebyer 's new special: BBW (Big Beautiful Weirdo) is NOW STREAMING!
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Mike Mitchell
1 year
@scottgairdner @tryguys It’s a testament to Jack, Van, Suss and everyone who wrote and worked on that show that people are still ripping it off over a decade later. But if anyone is gonna rip it off, I’m happy to see it’s my favorite comedians.
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Mike Mitchell
4 years
Hope everybody is doing okay this week! Much love to you all.
@doughboyspod
DOUGHBOYS
4 years
New Doughboys Thursday! We’re joined by Nicole Byer to decide the outcome of the Elite Ate, as part of this year’s Munch Madness, The Tournament of Chompions: Mac Attack.
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Mike Mitchell
2 years
My dream of becoming a video game character has finally come true. Thanks to @beardymcwhisker for putting together a kick ass show. I’m very excited for people to see it!
@beardymcwhisker
Michael Jonathan (INACTIVE)
2 years
It has been a genuine joy to work with the hilarious Mike Mitchell ( @BDayBoysMitch ) as our Stu (as in Mike & Stu), and Tahj Vaughans as Mike (as in Mike & Stu) #twistedmetal
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
Happy Memorial Day weekend everybody! (Thanks @_B_Stock for getting me vertical and John Adams himself for the video.)
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
An honor to be on this week’s @ComedyBangBang with the funniest people in the game! Give it a listen now!
@ScottAukerman
Scott Aukerman
3 years
On this week’s @ComedyBangBang we have movie star @BDayBoysMitch ! We discuss his role in the smash hit @TheTomorrowWar ! Also— the return of the Timekeeper ( @neilerdude )! Plus new friends Cleotis Martholobew (Carl Tart) & Wolfgang Puck ( @JJJLA )!
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
I’m on tonight’s episode of @KevCanFHimself along with the great @SeanClements on AMC! We filmed in Randolph!!! Check it out!
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Mike Mitchell
5 years
You never know what movie could end up being a Cloverfield. But I think I’ve cracked the code. (Thread)
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4 years
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Michael Joyner III
4 years
@BDayBoysMitch someone posted this to the Doughboys Hand Holding Club on FB.. you look great bud👍🏼
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Mike Mitchell
4 years
This is the happiest I’ve been in quarantine.
@hamgabrus
High & Mighty Podcast
4 years
New H&M is out now. @Gabrus , Betsy Sodaro ( @BirdySoderdy ), Mano Agapion ( @manoagapion ) Nick Wiger ( @nickwiger ) and Mike Mitchell ( @BDayBoysMitch ) come together to celebrate the lives and loves of the recently departed Taco Bell menu items.
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Mike Mitchell
4 years
Dano had never performed in front of a live audience before and he killed it! Proud of him (and Quincy)!
@doughboyspod
DOUGHBOYS
4 years
New Doughboys Thursday! For the last show on the Feast Coast 2019 tour, we're joined by Nicole Byer and Quincy's own Dano live in Boston to review 99 Restaurant:
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Mike Mitchell
3 years
God bless ya UPROXX!
@UPROXX
UPROXX
3 years
Chris Pratt and one of the @Doughboyspod kill aliens from the future in #TheTomorrowWar trailer
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4 years
Black Lives Matter
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I missed a chance to be in a sketch on Conans Tonight Show cause I was taking lunch orders at The Simpsons. 2 months later he came into the Simpsons office & I told him this & he said NBC execs were watching that night and my replacement was so bad that they decided to fire Conan
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@nickwiger Fake news
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