I have two godchildren, brother and sister, that are in quarantine together. My godson (who is six) made a scavenger hunt for my goddaughter (who is nine). This was the treasure that she found at the end of the scavenger hunt:
There are a lot of heroes responsible for today’s result. But I was just informed that the final ballot that pushed Biden over the finish line was cast by me. Pretty Proud!
Sad that the comedy boom that started in 2016 with Trump being elected is about to come to a close. Let’s bask in the laughs these next two weeks. The last 4 years have, without a doubt, produced some of the funniest and best comedy.
The gang Kent is hanging out with at Streami's are the hosts of some of my favorite podcasts: (L to R): Mike Lombardi
@mlombardiNFL
from "GM Shuffle",
@KarinaLongworth
from "You Must Remember This," and
@NickWiger
& Mike Mitchell
@BDayBoysMitch
from "Doughboys"
“The 6 piece McNugget is the McNugget of the people! With your support we can beat the Big Mac and win this year’s Doughboys Munch Madness Tournament of Chompions!”
Wow. Inspiring.
This is the McDonald’s I’ve been to most in my life. It’s across the street from my high school, which also kind of looks like this. May God continue to bless this space.
Hey
@YusongL
nice Instagram pic here...
One issue tho... That’s IRMA! Way to go bud! You owe her an apology, big time!
Also. I’ve put wet food out on two mats. One says Yusong is fired. If she eats from that mat, you’re gone dude!
Well, this is a bit awkward. COVID-19 may cause long-term erectile dysfunction in men. Yet another reason to heed public health advice as the coronavirus continues to spread.
Still can’t believe
@Skittles
removed their (arguably) second best flavor, Lime, from their Original line up. It’s been this way for five years! Green Apple?? Might as well be bird shit flavored. (I’m mad)
This is still on my bulletin board in my childhood bedroom
The guests were Andy Garcia, Jimmy Fallon & The Afghan Whigs. And it was the premiere of Triumph going to the 1999 Westminster Dog Show. Also The warm up guy made fun of my Dad and I cause we had to stand in the aisles.
I had a blast working on “Love” the past 3 years and was lucky to work with so many funny, talented people. Season 3 is up now on Netflix! Check it out. Love & thanks to all the cast and crew! ❤️ to
@paulrust
&
@lesleyarfin
Here’s me being a gent’ to the great
@GillianJacobs
Hey
@BDayBoysMitch
, they're illegally closing our unionized Ithaca Starbucks. We might all lose our jobs. You hate Starbucks. Can you amplify us? We are fighting for our LIVES in Ithaca!!
Thank you for the outpouring of love this past week with all the kind texts and messages! It’s been overwhelming! I can’t tell you how much I appreciate the support!
Happy 4th! Hope you’re all having a good weekend! And when you’re wiped out and relaxing toss on
#TheTomorrowWar
Wow!
@TheTomorrowWar
is out today on
@PrimeVideo
!!!! I’m very excited for people to watch it and I’m completely grateful and overwhelmed by all the love and support from family, friends and everyone else who has supported me. Thank you so much!
Here’s the first trailer! Watch the whole damn thing July 2nd on
@PrimeVideo
!!
I’m going to be going door to door to make sure everybody’s got it on!
#TheTomorrowWar
I was proud to have participated in this telethon. Thanks,
@nickwiger
&
@BDayBoysMitch
for hosting these event and thanks to all your fans for raising so much money for restaurant workers. And it was fun! Happy
#Mayday
to all workers everywhere!
I’m being sincere today so I’ll admit that Pre Tomorrow War I did not know how to tie shoes. Jen D’Angelo’s constant bullying pushed me to make a change and learn how to tie them. So Thank You Jen!
Looks like an Arnold Palmer is already 1/3 or 1/4 Lemonade, the rest iced tea. And
@nickwiger
is a thief trying to steal a legends drink and name it after himself.
Wow. Feel like there’s nothing left for me to do here in Hollywood.
But my question to the person who submitted this (which was you Phish!), why the fuck didn’t Irma get a shout out?!?
One of my favorite podcasts I do every year. It’s not lost on me that we are on number 7 and still having to do these… but hey… it’s not easy. Anyway I love getting into it with my brother from Long Island. Give it a listen.
New High & Mighty is out.
@gabrus
is joined by Mike Mitchell (
@BDayBoysMitch
) (of The Doughboys (
@doughboyspodcast
) Twisted Metal, The Tomorrow War) for their annual weight check-in and Being Fat Part 7
Don’t know if anyone saw this earlier. The Hollywood sign got struck by lightning and it was glowing for like thirty minutes. Reminded me why I love living in this city.
New Doughboys Thursday! We’re joined live onstage by John Hodgman and Nicole Byer for our long-awaited review of a cornerstone of Boston pizza, Regina Pizzeria:
@doughboyspod
@nickwiger
@YusongL
@emmaatree
The moment that will stick with me most is when we were on the train from nyc to Boston & were riding through Mystic, Connecticut. We were right on the water and it was insanely beautiful.
@nickwiger
looked up from his phone. Looked at the beautiful scenery. And shut his curtain.
New Doughboys Thursday! Our first ever guest Eva Anderson (Briarpatch, Dispatches from Elsewhere) joins the 'boys for their 300th episode and reviews Guy Fieri's Flavortown Kitchen. Plus, the return of Unsatisfied Yelper.
This is like if you got a letter in the mail two weeks after seeing Jurassic Park that Ian Malcolm died from altitude complications on the helicopter ride back.
I’m doing the
@TheTomorrowWar
Twitter watch along live from the bar at Musso and Frank’s in Hollywood. Prime video? More like prime rib for me! Hope you are all enjoying it!
#TheTomorrowWar
@scottgairdner
@tryguys
It’s a testament to Jack, Van, Suss and everyone who wrote and worked on that show that people are still ripping it off over a decade later.
But if anyone is gonna rip it off, I’m happy to see it’s my favorite comedians.
New Doughboys Thursday! We’re joined by Nicole Byer to decide the outcome of the Elite Ate, as part of this year’s Munch Madness, The Tournament of Chompions: Mac Attack.
My dream of becoming a video game character has finally come true. Thanks to
@beardymcwhisker
for putting together a kick ass show. I’m very excited for people to see it!
It has been a genuine joy to work with the hilarious Mike Mitchell (
@BDayBoysMitch
) as our Stu (as in Mike & Stu), and Tahj Vaughans as Mike (as in Mike & Stu)
#twistedmetal
New Doughboys Thursday! For the last show on the Feast Coast 2019 tour, we're joined by Nicole Byer and Quincy's own Dano live in Boston to review 99 Restaurant:
I missed a chance to be in a sketch on Conans Tonight Show cause I was taking lunch orders at The Simpsons. 2 months later he came into the Simpsons office & I told him this & he said NBC execs were watching that night and my replacement was so bad that they decided to fire Conan