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eyes to yourself perv
probably in twitter jail again
Joined April 2009
Everyone reminiscing about pre-Elon Twitter:
[mandella effect] this used to be a nice place
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whatβs the best tweet of all time?
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Use bigger bowls to mix stuff in than you think. Way bigger. Yes, bigger even than that
Iβm 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general βsurround yourself with positive peopleβ tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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The US Secretary of Defense just followed this guy
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Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner worked with real estate brothersβtoday found guilty of raping at least 60 women. Oren, Tal & Alon are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night & attended White House parties. Some victims given drugs & taken across state lines
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is everything fucked? is the world as we understand it lost forever?
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If youβre not familiar, Naomi Wolf wrote a book so badly researched that she had a central thesis of it completely debunked during a BBC radio interview. It was so embarrassing, the book was cancelled. Itβs an insane moment. You should listen to it.
Random juice jar on the Gracie Mansion table. Mayor's wife with exposed navel on what is supposed to be a very important Muslim holy day (and holy breaking of the fast). Islam sees modesty in dress as being linked to spiritual purity. More physical chemistry between these two
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Hello I own 300 books and my screen time is 9 hours a day. I havenβt read in a week. And I just bought more books
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Incongruent stances will seem weird when you just make them up.
it's still weird to me how the left was super anti-illegal immigration and open borders 15 years ago because "the right-wingers and millionaires want illegal immigration because they want cheap labor" but now they decided to die on the hill of infinite immigration
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MOTHER F*****S
Department of Homeland Security leaders removed top privacy officers who objected to mislabeling government records to block their public release, WIRED has learned.
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If there's one thing Americans excel at, it's liberating mothers and fathers of their parental duties.
Opinion | By killing schoolchildren en masse, we are giving Iranians the freedom and liberty that Americans have enjoyed in Littleton, Newtown, Parkland, and Uvalde.
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We are more alike than different.
I've been watching these guys for weeks and they finally did it
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My favorite part is where he told colleagues he felt emboldened to steal millions of Americans' sensitive data--to share with God knows who--because of his confidence that Trump would pardon him.
SCOOP: Last year we reported extensively on Elon Muskβs desire to break into the data pipes of government to bypass the federal bureaucracy. That approach had major consequences β one of which we reveal today: A DOGE bro allegedly made off with volumes upon volumes of highly
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Honestly, doesn't matter if it's sincere or trolling - this user is a top-tier agent of chaos. π«‘
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MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz
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Well done wee man πππ
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Do they have to try to identify the unsolicited dick pics, too? π«£
tv show idea: girl reads her DMs out loud and 3 mothers have to guess which of their sons wrote them
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I'm so glad that half the "verified" sources say these came from the Middle East, and the other half say these are not the four stationed there, and I have no way of easily discerning which statement is correct.
Merchant vessel Seaway Hawk transporting decommissioned U.S. Navy Avenger-class Mine Countermeasures Ships USS Devastator, USS Dextrous, USS Gladiator and USS Sentry in the Delaware Bay to unload in Philadelphia tomorrow - March 9, 2026 SRC: FB- Delaware River Shipping / Andy
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