Bummer T. Vibes, Esq
@VibesBummer
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Eating fruit loops out of a plastic baggy on the train and nodding at a baby doing the same thing.
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circling the fuel hose around an airplane’s gas tank while making human toddler noises.
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: [falconry lesson] Here's your glove, here's your bird. Come back with both.
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: How to tell good art. Is there a flower in it? Is someone holding it? Does the flower look sad?.
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[guy naming weeds].this one looks like a lion, but dandier.
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RT @MarkBuckawicki: This is everything needed to make a 100k writing books [tosses you a dictionary].
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: You love the cozy armchair in your doctor's waiting room. What's keeping you from making an offer? Only your own fear.
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[first day as a pirate].*looking at treasure map*.ten marks the spot.
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There’s like 5 of you left that are only on here that’s keeping me from deleting the app.
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: Unblock clogged sinuses using the love you didn't receive as a child. It’s floating out there somewhere.
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I refuse to acknowledge the passage of time, logging on.
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RT @IfIwassomething: Some idiot asked why my car is full of inflatable sharks as if it's not gift-giving season.
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: My theory is if I keep on randomly stuffing tissue paper into this gift bag, the beauty of its natural crystalline form….
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RT @fightgeek: i don't know. i put the laundry on a rock in front of our place wednesdays, and it comes back folded on friday. try that.
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Can’t believe it’s not butter? .[enters echo chamber] now you don’t have to.
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